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"Dear SR..."

Dear Diary,

The other day i was a complete and utter t*t - I was drying my hair and the force from the dryer knocked a photo of my gramps onto the laminated flooring smashing into a trillion scattered pieces..

After the shock, abuse to oneself and *stomp stomp stomp* to find some slippers I cleaned it up *kinda* and thought it was done.

Now I have an irratble feeling in my big (well small really) toe :( I think a tiny piece of dust glass may have impaled into my footsie and so i tried to disect with scissors..

Dear Diary - SCISSORS DID NOT HELP and now I have created a worse problem no doubt.

I cannot feel the glass with my finger...

I can see no glass...

But I KNOW the bastardasswipecockmunchingpheasantbashing glass is there.

what should I do and I wonder if it has happened to anyone else other than my partner (who i continually nagged and mocked for having a larger piece of glass in his toe and has had for atleast 3 years... yes he tried self surgery and yes he did surgically remove the complete wrong area of his toe -- AND NO IT IS NOT CUTE WE MATCH)

So another day in the life of a ginger willy head - who stacks it up in a suit when representing the school, who gets trapped in a damn toilet seat till her ass goes blue, who drove off in thrid gear from Neutral

te quiero :(

All this bitchin' is nothing though. One of my mates went to Uni in Bradford at the time of the "race riots" - his street was on the news!

monkey_man wrote:
> I go to Uni in Cambridge,

You're a Cambridge man?

Well pip-pip old bean. What Uni do you go to?

Lil Ginge wrote:
> ......*gets scared*

Do you have any fava beans at your house?

Lil Ginge wrote:
> How long ago was it you lived in Essex and what part were you
> situated?

Well, I live in Harlow (boo, hiss), right inbetween Sawbridgeworth and Epping - 2 quite nice towns. Also near Romford. I go to Uni in Cambridge, so I spend a lot of time there, had a flat there in my first year (2 years ago). Disgusting town. Harlow is relatively pleasant compared to it.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> But because I am not a jackass I wont say over SR because it will be
> the next thing to J lo and Ben assflick or me and pinko when people
> suddenly realised that when we said we were sexually intimate -- it
> did indeed mean we were together! :S
>
> I have got to lay off the booze...oh, now I remember. You're the one
> who was up for anything, right?



......*gets scared*

Within the privacy of sams bedroom...

P.S Cambridge is quite nice, but we do have a lot of tramps.

monkey_man wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> Id like to live in Cambridge.
>
> Oh no you wouldn't - not if you had lived there. Tramps, crime, rude
> people and dirt, that's all I found there. Nice fields in the summer
> - if you can find somewhere to play footie amongst the used syringes.
> I'd never live in Cambridge again. I seriously prefer living in
> Essex to living in Cambridge. Seriously.

How long ago was it you lived in Essex and what part were you situated?

I do rather cain Essex alot but some areas are not bad at all - I live in a town where everywhere else except my bit has gone to pot in ways. But because the orad I live on changes to downham (posh - ask English) its great.

Places such as west/south hannigfield etc, Burhnam on crouch -- lots of little unspoilt villages - O and of course dont forget Pitsea :S

Lil Ginge wrote:
> But because I am not a jackass I wont say over SR because it will be
> the next thing to J lo and Ben assflick or me and pinko when people
> suddenly realised that when we said we were sexually intimate -- it
> did indeed mean we were together! :S

I have got to lay off the booze...oh, now I remember. You're the one who was up for anything, right?

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Id like to live in Cambridge.

Oh no you wouldn't - not if you had lived there. Tramps, crime, rude people and dirt, that's all I found there. Nice fields in the summer - if you can find somewhere to play footie amongst the used syringes. I'd never live in Cambridge again. I seriously prefer living in Essex to living in Cambridge. Seriously.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Anyway, who have you been talking to? Or were you just guessing
> because I'm a Cambridge man?

...well you said it the other day but someone told me also.

But because I am not a jackass I wont say over SR because it will be the next thing to J lo and Ben assflick or me and pinko when people suddenly realised that when we said we were sexually intimate -- it did indeed mean we were together! :S