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"Dear SR..."

Dear Diary,

The other day i was a complete and utter t*t - I was drying my hair and the force from the dryer knocked a photo of my gramps onto the laminated flooring smashing into a trillion scattered pieces..

After the shock, abuse to oneself and *stomp stomp stomp* to find some slippers I cleaned it up *kinda* and thought it was done.

Now I have an irratble feeling in my big (well small really) toe :( I think a tiny piece of dust glass may have impaled into my footsie and so i tried to disect with scissors..

Dear Diary - SCISSORS DID NOT HELP and now I have created a worse problem no doubt.

I cannot feel the glass with my finger...

I can see no glass...

But I KNOW the bastardasswipecockmunchingpheasantbashing glass is there.

what should I do and I wonder if it has happened to anyone else other than my partner (who i continually nagged and mocked for having a larger piece of glass in his toe and has had for atleast 3 years... yes he tried self surgery and yes he did surgically remove the complete wrong area of his toe -- AND NO IT IS NOT CUTE WE MATCH)

So another day in the life of a ginger willy head - who stacks it up in a suit when representing the school, who gets trapped in a damn toilet seat till her ass goes blue, who drove off in thrid gear from Neutral

te quiero :(

Anyway, who have you been talking to? Or were you just guessing because I'm a Cambridge man?

English_Bloke wrote:
> I aint posh, innit.

he he he

No no I think a well spoken man is attractive - do not take that as a hit. My boyfriend is fairly well spoken ... until he swears and calls his playstation everyword under the sun.

I usually think he is saying them to me *cries*

Id like to live in Cambridge.. and I would like to get out of Essex.

I aint posh, innit.

I've lived in Essex and Cambridge :p

English_Bloke wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> I feel posh now...
>
> You're from Essex luv, what is posh? Using plates rather then eating
> the chips from the paper?

HEY! I am not that common thankyou!

Anyway I hear you put the P in Posh froma certain person ..mr.cambridge :P

(They do not taste the same when there not in the paper)

Lil Ginge wrote:
> I feel posh now...

You're from Essex luv, what is posh? Using plates rather then eating the chips from the paper?

I watched a Jane Austen representation of Madsfield park...

Very good.

I feel posh now...

hmmf

Lil Ginge wrote:
> *kicks english bloke in gonadial area whilst preparing torture rack*

Ooh, you know just what I like.

Pudington wrote:
> ahhh all love in this forum
>
> yughhhhhh

There is nothing but love in my threads!.......

*kicks english bloke in gonadial area whilst preparing torture rack*

...is there English_bloke?!

jus incase no one realises this is my new name