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Dear Diary,
The other day i was a complete and utter t*t - I was drying my hair and the force from the dryer knocked a photo of my gramps onto the laminated flooring smashing into a trillion scattered pieces..
After the shock, abuse to oneself and *stomp stomp stomp* to find some slippers I cleaned it up *kinda* and thought it was done.
Now I have an irratble feeling in my big (well small really) toe :( I think a tiny piece of dust glass may have impaled into my footsie and so i tried to disect with scissors..
Dear Diary - SCISSORS DID NOT HELP and now I have created a worse problem no doubt.
I cannot feel the glass with my finger...
I can see no glass...
But I KNOW the bastardasswipecockmunchingpheasantbashing glass is there.
what should I do and I wonder if it has happened to anyone else other than my partner (who i continually nagged and mocked for having a larger piece of glass in his toe and has had for atleast 3 years... yes he tried self surgery and yes he did surgically remove the complete wrong area of his toe -- AND NO IT IS NOT CUTE WE MATCH)
So another day in the life of a ginger willy head - who stacks it up in a suit when representing the school, who gets trapped in a damn toilet seat till her ass goes blue, who drove off in thrid gear from Neutral
te quiero :(
The other day i was a complete and utter t*t - I was drying my hair and the force from the dryer knocked a photo of my gramps onto the laminated flooring smashing into a trillion scattered pieces..
After the shock, abuse to oneself and *stomp stomp stomp* to find some slippers I cleaned it up *kinda* and thought it was done.
Now I have an irratble feeling in my big (well small really) toe :( I think a tiny piece of dust glass may have impaled into my footsie and so i tried to disect with scissors..
Dear Diary - SCISSORS DID NOT HELP and now I have created a worse problem no doubt.
I cannot feel the glass with my finger...
I can see no glass...
But I KNOW the bastardasswipecockmunchingpheasantbashing glass is there.
what should I do and I wonder if it has happened to anyone else other than my partner (who i continually nagged and mocked for having a larger piece of glass in his toe and has had for atleast 3 years... yes he tried self surgery and yes he did surgically remove the complete wrong area of his toe -- AND NO IT IS NOT CUTE WE MATCH)
So another day in the life of a ginger willy head - who stacks it up in a suit when representing the school, who gets trapped in a damn toilet seat till her ass goes blue, who drove off in thrid gear from Neutral
te quiero :(
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hmmm
for a sarcastic bloke you arent understanding sarcasm
for a sarcastic bloke you arent understanding sarcasm
monkey_man wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> I loathe you all
>
> Oh no, he's quite serious.
Even more serious than Sirius.
> English_Bloke wrote:
> I loathe you all
>
> Oh no, he's quite serious.
Even more serious than Sirius.
monkey_man wrote:
> Oh no, he's quite serious.
Are you following me?
*Looks over his shoulder*
Well there is a hairy creature behind me, but I think it's my cat.
> Oh no, he's quite serious.
Are you following me?
*Looks over his shoulder*
Well there is a hairy creature behind me, but I think it's my cat.
i understand
lets all laugh at him d:O
lets all laugh at him d:O
Lil Ginge wrote:
> Bastardasswipecockmunchingpheasantbashing glass is
there.
:¬D.
Talk about girl power....
> Bastardasswipecockmunchingpheasantbashing glass is
there.
:¬D.
Talk about girl power....
English_Bloke wrote:
> I loathe you all
Oh no, he's quite serious.
> I loathe you all
Oh no, he's quite serious.
ok
Ah, sorry new person.
I'm English_Bloke, I'm always sarcastic, you will learn this soon...like now, because I've just told you.
I'm English_Bloke, I'm always sarcastic, you will learn this soon...like now, because I've just told you.
why?
I loathe you all
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