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"I'm a genius"

Me and a friend were sitting on a bus, a fat lady got on and sat at the front where she then started shouting to someone she knew at the back of the bus. After pointing out the silliness of her not moving to the back to talk to her friend instead of shouting and annoying the whole bus to my friend, I then pointed out that the woman had "...a voice of a 1,000,000 cigarettes...".

Then, earlier in the year, me and 2 friends were waiting to go into an exam when I quipped "...shall we go in now and get the good seats..."

And that my friends, is what makes me a genius.

Darling wrote:
> i'm lost!

i distinctly remember, it'd been a slow year.

Hmmm...A genius you say...

They were quite funny but all that two years apart?

i done 'em good ma, i done 'em good.

Erm, great.

i'm lost!

Me and a friend were sitting on a bus, a fat lady got on and sat at the front where she then started shouting to someone she knew at the back of the bus. After pointing out the silliness of her not moving to the back to talk to her friend instead of shouting and annoying the whole bus to my friend, I then pointed out that the woman had "...a voice of a 1,000,000 cigarettes...".

Then, earlier in the year, me and 2 friends were waiting to go into an exam when I quipped "...shall we go in now and get the good seats..."

And that my friends, is what makes me a genius.