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Me and a friend were sitting on a bus, a fat lady got on and sat at the front where she then started shouting to someone she knew at the back of the bus. After pointing out the silliness of her not moving to the back to talk to her friend instead of shouting and annoying the whole bus to my friend, I then pointed out that the woman had "...a voice of a 1,000,000 cigarettes...".
Then, earlier in the year, me and 2 friends were waiting to go into an exam when I quipped "...shall we go in now and get the good seats..."
And that my friends, is what makes me a genius.
Then, earlier in the year, me and 2 friends were waiting to go into an exam when I quipped "...shall we go in now and get the good seats..."
And that my friends, is what makes me a genius.
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mikelar wrote:
> I'd like to see if anyone else has said anything even remotely as
> genius as I.
Are you saying that these things you've said make you feel like a comic genius? Each to their own, I suppose.
> Me and a friend were walking home from college and it started to p**s
> it down, we were really getting soaked. Taking shelter under a tree
> (and noticing my friends black jeans now had a sheen caused by the
> rain that made him it look like he was wearing PVC trousers) I
> blurtted aloud "You look wetter than Neptunes' ass-h**e".
That is funny, although I'm sure I've heard it used before.
> I'd like to see if anyone else has said anything even remotely as
> genius as I.
Are you saying that these things you've said make you feel like a comic genius? Each to their own, I suppose.
> Me and a friend were walking home from college and it started to p**s
> it down, we were really getting soaked. Taking shelter under a tree
> (and noticing my friends black jeans now had a sheen caused by the
> rain that made him it look like he was wearing PVC trousers) I
> blurtted aloud "You look wetter than Neptunes' ass-h**e".
That is funny, although I'm sure I've heard it used before.
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everyones a critic.
I'd like to see if anyone else has said anything even remotely as genius as I.
I'll tell you another:
Me and a friend were walking home from college and it started to p**s it down, we were really getting soaked. Taking shelter under a tree (and noticing my friends black jeans now had a sheen caused by the rain that made him it look like he was wearing PVC trousers) I blurtted aloud "You look wetter than Neptunes' ass-h**e".
I'd like to see if anyone else has said anything even remotely as genius as I.
I'll tell you another:
Me and a friend were walking home from college and it started to p**s it down, we were really getting soaked. Taking shelter under a tree (and noticing my friends black jeans now had a sheen caused by the rain that made him it look like he was wearing PVC trousers) I blurtted aloud "You look wetter than Neptunes' ass-h**e".
I demand my money back.
The title of this topic is a blatant lie.
Errrm well done your well smart I mean you do that then post a topic about it and its not like its spamming or anything is it!
*rolls his eyes*
*rolls his eyes*
We weren't allowed to take protractors or compasses into our last exam.
Apparently they're cracking down on weapons of maths instruction.
Apparently they're cracking down on weapons of maths instruction.
Two years apart eh?
Quick thinking... ;)
Quick thinking... ;)
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