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"I'm a genius"

Me and a friend were sitting on a bus, a fat lady got on and sat at the front where she then started shouting to someone she knew at the back of the bus. After pointing out the silliness of her not moving to the back to talk to her friend instead of shouting and annoying the whole bus to my friend, I then pointed out that the woman had "...a voice of a 1,000,000 cigarettes...".

Then, earlier in the year, me and 2 friends were waiting to go into an exam when I quipped "...shall we go in now and get the good seats..."

And that my friends, is what makes me a genius.

a-greed.

Fiery Salamander wrote:
> mikelar wrote:
>
> Me, my mother and my father were walking around town where we passed
> a popular gathering point for tramps/bums and other social rejects.
>
> was it your local pub?

Now *that* was genius.

mikelar wrote:

> Me, my mother and my father were walking around town where we passed
> a popular gathering point for tramps/bums and other social rejects.

was it your local pub?

mikelar wrote:
> MY GOD! Michael Andrews and Gary Jules were right all along, this IS a
> mad world!!

Gary Jules? From Robin Hood Men In Tights?

mikelar wrote:
> OPLAR wrote:
> How is that funny? It's AMERICAN humor, and for that reason, Mikelar
> should be shot at dawn. And you for liking it too :0)
>
> and there's me thinking this is Cuban humour. easy mistake to make,
> im sure you'll agree.

True :D

mikelar wrote:
> thats strange, there are an awful lot of people getting lost in here.
> and a tumbleweed just blew in (apparantly)....
>
> anyway, my genius (comic or otherwise) does not allow me to copy, i
> doubt you've heard ANY of these famous lines anywhere else.
>
> Here's another:
>
> Me, my mother and my father were walking around town where we passed
> a popular gathering point for tramps/bums and other social rejects.
> My mother pointed out that one of the tramps who converges there was
> in the local paper recently to which I sheepishly replied "He
> didn't win the lottery did he?"

Perhaps the "funniest" yet. It might make some Americans laugh.

mikelar wrote:
> Me, my mother and my father were walking around town where we passed
> a popular gathering point for tramps/bums and other social rejects.
> My mother pointed out that one of the tramps who converges there was
> in the local paper recently to which I sheepishly replied "He
> didn't win the lottery did he?"

Sorry, I didn't find that funny.

u seriously think thats funny?

Am i missing something or what?

MY GOD! Michael Andrews and Gary Jules were right all along, this IS a mad world!!

mikelar wrote:
> Here's another:


Please no!!!


How is that even funny? Comic Genius? My Ar$e!