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"I'm a genius"

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Mon 05/01/04 at 00:08
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Me and a friend were sitting on a bus, a fat lady got on and sat at the front where she then started shouting to someone she knew at the back of the bus. After pointing out the silliness of her not moving to the back to talk to her friend instead of shouting and annoying the whole bus to my friend, I then pointed out that the woman had "...a voice of a 1,000,000 cigarettes...".

Then, earlier in the year, me and 2 friends were waiting to go into an exam when I quipped "...shall we go in now and get the good seats..."

And that my friends, is what makes me a genius.
Mon 05/01/04 at 19:06
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a-greed.
Mon 05/01/04 at 19:04
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Fiery Salamander wrote:
> mikelar wrote:
>
> Me, my mother and my father were walking around town where we passed
> a popular gathering point for tramps/bums and other social rejects.
>
> was it your local pub?

Now *that* was genius.
Mon 05/01/04 at 18:12
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mikelar wrote:

> Me, my mother and my father were walking around town where we passed
> a popular gathering point for tramps/bums and other social rejects.

was it your local pub?
Mon 05/01/04 at 17:16
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mikelar wrote:
> MY GOD! Michael Andrews and Gary Jules were right all along, this IS a
> mad world!!

Gary Jules? From Robin Hood Men In Tights?
Mon 05/01/04 at 17:16
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mikelar wrote:
> OPLAR wrote:
> How is that funny? It's AMERICAN humor, and for that reason, Mikelar
> should be shot at dawn. And you for liking it too :0)
>
> and there's me thinking this is Cuban humour. easy mistake to make,
> im sure you'll agree.

True :D
Mon 05/01/04 at 17:15
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mikelar wrote:
> thats strange, there are an awful lot of people getting lost in here.
> and a tumbleweed just blew in (apparantly)....
>
> anyway, my genius (comic or otherwise) does not allow me to copy, i
> doubt you've heard ANY of these famous lines anywhere else.
>
> Here's another:
>
> Me, my mother and my father were walking around town where we passed
> a popular gathering point for tramps/bums and other social rejects.
> My mother pointed out that one of the tramps who converges there was
> in the local paper recently to which I sheepishly replied "He
> didn't win the lottery did he?"

Perhaps the "funniest" yet. It might make some Americans laugh.
Mon 05/01/04 at 17:12
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mikelar wrote:
> Me, my mother and my father were walking around town where we passed
> a popular gathering point for tramps/bums and other social rejects.
> My mother pointed out that one of the tramps who converges there was
> in the local paper recently to which I sheepishly replied "He
> didn't win the lottery did he?"

Sorry, I didn't find that funny.
Mon 05/01/04 at 17:12
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u seriously think thats funny?

Am i missing something or what?
Mon 05/01/04 at 17:11
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MY GOD! Michael Andrews and Gary Jules were right all along, this IS a mad world!!
Mon 05/01/04 at 17:09
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mikelar wrote:
> Here's another:


Please no!!!


How is that even funny? Comic Genius? My Ar$e!

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