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Wed 10/12/03 at 20:29
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"Spurs 1 - 0 Man Utd"
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That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

What do you want for breakfast?

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them? Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

............................

Anyone else got any good chat up lines??
Wed 10/12/03 at 20:41
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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Kyz21 wrote:
> I have never once seen anyone even attempt to use one and if they
> did, unless the girl was vastly intoxicated or from Essex the line
> wouldnt work.

Don't ever go to Billericay then!

Chat up lines galore and everyone's ginger...

"I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

"I feel horny, fancy a sh*g?"
Wed 10/12/03 at 20:41
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"SOUP!"
Posts: 13,017
D'ya reckon chatup lines are pretty much "how it would be to chat up a woman in an ideal world" ?
Wed 10/12/03 at 20:40
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Excuse me can i have your number, i seem to of have lost mine.
Wed 10/12/03 at 20:38
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"SOUP!"
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Remember those adverts,

"get yer coat love - you've pulled"

What on earth they were advertising I dont know.
Wed 10/12/03 at 20:34
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"Puerile Shagging"
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You sleep alone, don't you?

This made me laugh though...

Relay wrote:
> The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place
> and spread the word.
Wed 10/12/03 at 20:33
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"SOUP!"
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Chat up lines are fictional, just like The Ice Age and Poland.


I have never once seen anyone even attempt to use one and if they did, unless the girl was vastly intoxicated or from Essex the line wouldnt work.

What happened to "Can I buy you both a drink?" whilst gawking at her breasts.
Wed 10/12/03 at 20:32
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"Sex On Wheels"
Posts: 3,526
The names Bond, James Bond.

'nuff said.
Wed 10/12/03 at 20:29
Regular
"Spurs 1 - 0 Man Utd"
Posts: 5,235
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

What do you want for breakfast?

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them? Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

............................

Anyone else got any good chat up lines??

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