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"Chat up lines..."

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

What do you want for breakfast?

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them? Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

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Anyone else got any good chat up lines??

"nice shoes, fancy a f**k?" :D

Best one ever?

"Hi, I'm , whats your name?"

And see where it goes from there.

I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Women would more likely laugh at you, and tell their mates, who will laugh more.

hmmm....

I have no need for chat-up lines, because I never see natural daylight.

i'm a woman and to be honest no one trys them chat up lines on me..and thats not cos i is minging..its just cos...well blokes start talking normally or say do u fancy a drink (um..no)

If I were a woman, and somebody used any one of those on me, I'd hit them.

get ur coat ur pulled!

or as my dad would say

get ur coat, ur going home, ur not gonna pull tonight!

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> How about
>
> "Is your mum fat as well?"

Borat has a fetish. He he he he! Freak!

How about

"Is your mum fat as well?"