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"Chat up lines..."

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

What do you want for breakfast?

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them? Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

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Anyone else got any good chat up lines??

“Hey, woman! Do you like flowers and precious stones? Then how about coming over here and getting your tu-lips round this jewel!”

*Drops pants*

'Come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up'

Relay wrote:
> Anyone else got any good chat up lines??
*******

Not one of those was good.

"Is your hand in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

Paradox wrote:
> Like, originate from there?
>
> The birthplace of tangerine-haired inbreds?

Not the whole of Essex, although I am turning ginger...

Just Billericay. Ginger world.

Is that what they shouted at you?

Relay wrote:

>
> What do you want for breakfast?
>
I offered someone a cooked breakfast for the next morning...it was going well got as far as the taxi que when her friends dragged her away.

BUMMER

Like, originate from there?

The birthplace of tangerine-haired inbreds?

Essex.

Ginger people come from there.

phi11ip wrote:
> Don't ever go to Billericay then!
>
> Chat up lines galore and everyone's ginger...

*shudders*

Where abouts is Billericay? Sounds Welsh(ish)