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"Chat up lines..."

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

What do you want for breakfast?

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them? Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

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Anyone else got any good chat up lines??

Let me see....

Try this next time: So...do you like turn based strategy games?

Cubist wrote:
> Lol pity shags are reserved for gingers. **shudders** Who would
> condone gingerism :(

I don't know, but most of the ginger people I have met are complete w@nksttahs. And if anyone is interested (Fat chance), my hair is black.

N.B. That gal that places Willow in Buffy The Vampire Slayer (is her name something Hannigan?) and Avid Merion are the only ginger celebs I can think of and Avid openly says how much he hates gingers lol. Oh what a world.

gamezfreak wrote:
> Good lord English Bloke.

What?

Lol pity shags are reserved for gingers. **shudders** Who would condone gingerism :(

Relay wrote:
> The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place
> and spread the word.

I've had one like that.. *pukes*. Except it was a little different, something like Easter.. Christmas, can I visit you in between? *pukes*

> I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

*violently pukes*

Gah. And that Fred Flintstone one is the most vain, stupid, crap chat-up line ever thought up. Worse when in a text message.

Good lord English Bloke.

Der Nazi wrote:
> I don't need to say anything- I can rely on my looks. :P

Ah, the "pity" shag.

I don't need to say anything- I can rely on my looks. :P

Whats gets you under the sheets then Mystique, besides people who spell Spider-man correctly?