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"I... I Killed A Cat Earlier"

I was going for a couple of bacon rolls earlier, and was meeting up with a mate to go along the street for a bit.

On my way down to meet him, there was a cat on a window ledge a few metres ahead, and to my left. It hopped down, went to the kerb, and started doing what all good cats do. Licking it's... area.
I scuffed my shoe by mistake, and it crapped itself - it obviously hadn't seen me. The poor thing darted out into the middle of the road and got nailed.

I feel terrible.
The driver of the car just drove on, the fool. I didn't know what to do. Meh.

UNLUCKY

djerrud_Quince wrote:
> was it deliciously juicy?

Don't say that.Poor cat of course wasn't El Blokeys fault it was that stupid drivers fault.

Don't worry...
Making fun about dead cats is all the rage in Japan...

That's awful...

You guys are sick, by the way.

was it deliciously juicy?

It's just like that film...



Shrek.

He did.

He KILLED that cat, BRUTALLY and HEARTLESSLY.

He's a COLD, VIOLENT KILLER.

But you didn't actually kill it.
It was nothing to do with you.

They have cats in scotland?

It's not really all that funny to be honest.