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"I... I Killed A Cat Earlier"

I was going for a couple of bacon rolls earlier, and was meeting up with a mate to go along the street for a bit.

On my way down to meet him, there was a cat on a window ledge a few metres ahead, and to my left. It hopped down, went to the kerb, and started doing what all good cats do. Licking it's... area.
I scuffed my shoe by mistake, and it crapped itself - it obviously hadn't seen me. The poor thing darted out into the middle of the road and got nailed.

I feel terrible.
The driver of the car just drove on, the fool. I didn't know what to do. Meh.

It's only a cat, get over it.

cats really are dumb though - I've watched them, on more than one occasion - wait patiently at the side of the road, then, just as you are about to pass them in your car, run across in a bid to get to the other side before you hit them.

it's as though they have an inbuilt deathwish.

Yeah, I know, I'm just really annoyed/upset to think that had I not done that, the little thing would still be alive.
Hmm.

Azul wrote:
> But if I hadn't scuffed my shoe, it would've just continued to lick
> itself.

It's called the chaos theory. you can actually use it to explain a multitude of things, in fact, pretty much everything.

Can I lick you Athul?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> But you didn't actually kill it.
> It was nothing to do with you.

But if I hadn't scuffed my shoe, it would've just continued to lick itself.

I was driving my car near my house a few years back. some freak in a capri was doing about 60mph in front of me. Unbeknown to me he had hit a cat, and as I approached what I thought was a plastic bag, I realised it was a cat thrashing about in pain.

Being inexperienced at driving (I'd only just passed my test), I swerved, lost control and blew out a tyre on the kerb.

The cat looked like it was in great pain, so I was going to kill it with a large heavy branch I found, until some girl suggested we take it home (it had a tag). As it was the cat lived, which surprised me with it's horrible injuries. So a good job I didn't 'take it out'.

monkey_man wrote:
> I thought I found a dead cat in the road once, but when I got closer
> it was just a scarf shaped like a flat cat. Then I heard a rustling
> in the bushes and some damn punk geese flew away laughing and
> shouting "human wankor! We'll get you yet.". Damn geese.

Sounds like a hallucination or childrens tv.

Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> El Blokeys fault

save it for the court.