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"I... I Killed A Cat Earlier"

I was going for a couple of bacon rolls earlier, and was meeting up with a mate to go along the street for a bit.

On my way down to meet him, there was a cat on a window ledge a few metres ahead, and to my left. It hopped down, went to the kerb, and started doing what all good cats do. Licking it's... area.
I scuffed my shoe by mistake, and it crapped itself - it obviously hadn't seen me. The poor thing darted out into the middle of the road and got nailed.

I feel terrible.
The driver of the car just drove on, the fool. I didn't know what to do. Meh.

Dogs?Where where?They are da best.

See, you love dogs...i do too they are man's best friend. Cats are well, NOT

ill choke them all to death. They have no purpose in life but to crap all over your house and tear up the furniture

No they should not.*Locks you up in prison with loads of cats*

Good Job all cats should die

Clocks wrote:
> It's only a cat, get over it.

What part do you need explaining?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Idiot.

Could you please explain to me why that makes me an idiot?

Don't feel bad, just because some kid will be crying his eyes out at the death of his one true love, his cat.

But seriously, it really isn't your thought, there's no way you could had done anything differently if you scuffed by accident.

You wouldn't really be saying that if it was you, moron.

Idiot.