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"I... I Killed A Cat Earlier"

I was going for a couple of bacon rolls earlier, and was meeting up with a mate to go along the street for a bit.

On my way down to meet him, there was a cat on a window ledge a few metres ahead, and to my left. It hopped down, went to the kerb, and started doing what all good cats do. Licking it's... area.
I scuffed my shoe by mistake, and it crapped itself - it obviously hadn't seen me. The poor thing darted out into the middle of the road and got nailed.

I feel terrible.
The driver of the car just drove on, the fool. I didn't know what to do. Meh.

The geese are out superiors.

listen to them.

I thought I found a dead cat in the road once, but when I got closer it was just a scarf shaped like a flat cat. Then I heard a rustling in the bushes and some damn punk geese flew away laughing and shouting "human wankor! We'll get you yet.". Damn geese.

ow my god, you killed a cat
you b*stard

Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> djerrud_Quince wrote:
> was it deliciously juicy?
>
> Don't say that.Poor cat of course wasn't El Blokeys fault it was that
> stupid drivers fault.

I meant Azul

My all really weird what?

Your all really wierd

Zul, El Blokey, Gay porn stars - they're all the same

Gámë§ Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> djerrud_Quince wrote:
> was it deliciously juicy?
>
> Don't say that.Poor cat of course wasn't El Blokeys fault it was that
> stupid drivers fault.

You bloody mong.

MWAHAHAH

What on Earth are you talking about

El Blokey?