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"Oh, hello there. I'm new. No, really. Heh."

Lets begin with a major statement to grab you by the proverbial stirrups:


THESE FORUMS ARE HIGH-LARIOUS.


Examples of greatness:


'some random, good-looking sauve, sophisticated and mysterious person wrote:
> She then insulted my parentage! I was shocked and appalled.'

This post was responded to by this bone-crackling reply: 'Oh poor you. My heart bleeds for you. I'm sure it's only just desserts seeing as you have managed to offend quite a number of people in your short time here.'

It cracked my bone alright: my funny bone. Although I'm not all that sure why 'desserts' were mentioned: no doubt some witty in-joke that has gone straight over my head. The whole 'not getting the sarcasm' thing was SO realistic!


Example the second:

'Touché'

Which got the reply of: 'Touch ey? you touch what? your self?'



Another great laugh was with someone NOT understanding a joke which said 'You're a bigger muppet than Kermit the Frog'. No, seriously, it went straight over their head! No, really! They didn't understand the joke! You hear about these kinds of 'special' people, but even my dead monkey (who I call Donkey) would have understood that joke.


A classic from the archives: "I only dislike one person here. That would be bessant for being such a moron while arguing he isn't while at the same time proving he is.". Its funny because its true.


What it all comes down to is this:
Do you ever get the feeling you're being played?

Who is this Zeppo fellow and why does he command so much of your attention?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> hurrah!
> More funnies

Emperor Bob likes funnies.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> You know I actually thought seeing you thought so highly of yourself
> platforms above us that you would have dignity after being banned and
> not return.
>
> But now who is the sad fool. You will get re banned very shorty zeppo
> so what was the point?
>
> I wish you would actually grow up say sorry and have a little respect
> on the forums then some people may like you - But after this
> sarcastic post you really think you gonna last.

All this from a little ginge, how can we take you seriously?

hurrah!
More funnies

Ha, El Rabin,

El Rabid Ape man, would of been funnier.

You know I actually thought seeing you thought so highly of yourself platforms above us that you would have dignity after being banned and not return.

But now who is the sad fool. You will get re banned very shorty zeppo so what was the point?

I wish you would actually grow up say sorry and have a little respect on the forums then some people may like you - But after this sarcastic post you really think you gonna last.

Daddy Cool wrote:

>
>
> Ok.
>
> Heres a list of reasons why I came back:

> Lack of friends in real life
> El Rabin

Is that some kind of sick evil joke?

El ROBIN.
Not, El Rabin.

But welcome back Zeppo.

Mattribute wrote:
> Timmargh and @ngel are oly just as annoying as the Zeppo 'hype'
>
> Zeppo is backer.
>
> like me.

since when?

Chad Niga wrote:
> Yeh i agree, i tell a simple joke and they have a go at me for not
> undersatnding their 'jokes' but its just ironic.

Was it ironic....or was it cool?



Ok, I'll leave now.

Daddy Cool wrote:
> Oh and guys, lets keep the whole 'he is zeppo' thing quiet, yeah? I
> don't want everyone to know!

No. Chance.