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"Oh, hello there. I'm new. No, really. Heh."

Lets begin with a major statement to grab you by the proverbial stirrups:


THESE FORUMS ARE HIGH-LARIOUS.


Examples of greatness:


'some random, good-looking sauve, sophisticated and mysterious person wrote:
> She then insulted my parentage! I was shocked and appalled.'

This post was responded to by this bone-crackling reply: 'Oh poor you. My heart bleeds for you. I'm sure it's only just desserts seeing as you have managed to offend quite a number of people in your short time here.'

It cracked my bone alright: my funny bone. Although I'm not all that sure why 'desserts' were mentioned: no doubt some witty in-joke that has gone straight over my head. The whole 'not getting the sarcasm' thing was SO realistic!


Example the second:

'Touché'

Which got the reply of: 'Touch ey? you touch what? your self?'



Another great laugh was with someone NOT understanding a joke which said 'You're a bigger muppet than Kermit the Frog'. No, seriously, it went straight over their head! No, really! They didn't understand the joke! You hear about these kinds of 'special' people, but even my dead monkey (who I call Donkey) would have understood that joke.


A classic from the archives: "I only dislike one person here. That would be bessant for being such a moron while arguing he isn't while at the same time proving he is.". Its funny because its true.


What it all comes down to is this:
Do you ever get the feeling you're being played?

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> You know, I'm really hungry


Me too

Yet I am tired also.

Food or bed borat - you decide

You know, I'm really hungry

Heh, you go tell 'im girl.

Right I am off to bed. Zeppo said alot of sick and nasty things about people he didnt even know and had done nothing wrong. His 'best' cains were about physical appearence.... in a chat room in which you stare at words and not someones face.

Which is why he ennoyed me greatly at how superior he thinks he is yet is as shllow to do these things.

None the less if he actually apologises and means it - changes talking to people in this offensive manner I would be fine with him staying and making a good contribution to the forums sweeping that lot behind.

If he doesnt. No doubt snuggly will ban him.

Try zeppo if you actually wanna stay

Goodnight all

Then I am afraid I am still none the wiser.

thedjgerroid!!! wrote:
> A bike shop or a bike soop?

Soup of course. That is after all one of the 'Three Pillars of djerrod'.

Who is your daddIE and what does he do?!

A bike shop or a bike soop?

thedjgerroid!!! wrote:
> Who is this Zeppo fellow and why does he command so much of your
> attention?

He smells like a bike shop.
No one can resist.

thedjgerroid!!! wrote:
> Who is this Zeppo fellow and why does he command so much of your
> attention?

He is coated in Cocaine, making him incredibly addictive.

True story.