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"Oh, hello there. I'm new. No, really. Heh."

Lets begin with a major statement to grab you by the proverbial stirrups:


THESE FORUMS ARE HIGH-LARIOUS.


Examples of greatness:


'some random, good-looking sauve, sophisticated and mysterious person wrote:
> She then insulted my parentage! I was shocked and appalled.'

This post was responded to by this bone-crackling reply: 'Oh poor you. My heart bleeds for you. I'm sure it's only just desserts seeing as you have managed to offend quite a number of people in your short time here.'

It cracked my bone alright: my funny bone. Although I'm not all that sure why 'desserts' were mentioned: no doubt some witty in-joke that has gone straight over my head. The whole 'not getting the sarcasm' thing was SO realistic!


Example the second:

'Touché'

Which got the reply of: 'Touch ey? you touch what? your self?'



Another great laugh was with someone NOT understanding a joke which said 'You're a bigger muppet than Kermit the Frog'. No, seriously, it went straight over their head! No, really! They didn't understand the joke! You hear about these kinds of 'special' people, but even my dead monkey (who I call Donkey) would have understood that joke.


A classic from the archives: "I only dislike one person here. That would be bessant for being such a moron while arguing he isn't while at the same time proving he is.". Its funny because its true.


What it all comes down to is this:
Do you ever get the feeling you're being played?

thedjgerroid!!! wrote:
> I will tell Garlic Bread?! of your betrayal, Lil Ginge.
> And he will weep until the stars fall from their eternal resting
> places deep in the night sky.

you mean mister pink

Night claire.

How can we take a guy with Pink in his name seriously though?

I like Jelly Beans. Just so you know.

I will tell Garlic Bread?! of your betrayal, Lil Ginge.
And he will weep until the stars fall from their eternal resting places deep in the night sky.

lader ginge.

I've got me some spanish salsa pringles now.

I can tell you are all jealous

*...to biggles*

*runs*

Combining the two is great fun. I shall now attempt to lure a young girl over the internet.

"Come to me I have cake"

hmmmm

maybe

Well goodevening everyone. O and Zepster - I actually mean it if you wipe slate clean i will forget about the nasty things you said especially how my picture made your eyes bleed. Just be nice

Memo did it. I luvs marky *has still some evil though be warned*

Lots of food, bed comes later.
I suppose you could combine the two but it may get messy.

nobody wants crisp-crumbs in bed