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Lets begin with a major statement to grab you by the proverbial stirrups:
THESE FORUMS ARE HIGH-LARIOUS.
Examples of greatness:
'some random, good-looking sauve, sophisticated and mysterious person wrote:
> She then insulted my parentage! I was shocked and appalled.'
This post was responded to by this bone-crackling reply: 'Oh poor you. My heart bleeds for you. I'm sure it's only just desserts seeing as you have managed to offend quite a number of people in your short time here.'
It cracked my bone alright: my funny bone. Although I'm not all that sure why 'desserts' were mentioned: no doubt some witty in-joke that has gone straight over my head. The whole 'not getting the sarcasm' thing was SO realistic!
Example the second:
'Touché'
Which got the reply of: 'Touch ey? you touch what? your self?'
Another great laugh was with someone NOT understanding a joke which said 'You're a bigger muppet than Kermit the Frog'. No, seriously, it went straight over their head! No, really! They didn't understand the joke! You hear about these kinds of 'special' people, but even my dead monkey (who I call Donkey) would have understood that joke.
A classic from the archives: "I only dislike one person here. That would be bessant for being such a moron while arguing he isn't while at the same time proving he is.". Its funny because its true.
What it all comes down to is this:
Do you ever get the feeling you're being played?
THESE FORUMS ARE HIGH-LARIOUS.
Examples of greatness:
'some random, good-looking sauve, sophisticated and mysterious person wrote:
> She then insulted my parentage! I was shocked and appalled.'
This post was responded to by this bone-crackling reply: 'Oh poor you. My heart bleeds for you. I'm sure it's only just desserts seeing as you have managed to offend quite a number of people in your short time here.'
It cracked my bone alright: my funny bone. Although I'm not all that sure why 'desserts' were mentioned: no doubt some witty in-joke that has gone straight over my head. The whole 'not getting the sarcasm' thing was SO realistic!
Example the second:
'Touché'
Which got the reply of: 'Touch ey? you touch what? your self?'
Another great laugh was with someone NOT understanding a joke which said 'You're a bigger muppet than Kermit the Frog'. No, seriously, it went straight over their head! No, really! They didn't understand the joke! You hear about these kinds of 'special' people, but even my dead monkey (who I call Donkey) would have understood that joke.
A classic from the archives: "I only dislike one person here. That would be bessant for being such a moron while arguing he isn't while at the same time proving he is.". Its funny because its true.
What it all comes down to is this:
Do you ever get the feeling you're being played?
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EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Can i have some of what you are smoking :P
A cigarette? Or maybe you need 11 hours sleep!
> Can i have some of what you are smoking :P
A cigarette? Or maybe you need 11 hours sleep!
and everyone welcome back with a big stick at the ready, the zeppo.
Lil Ginge wrote:
> His 'best' cains
> were about physical appearence.... in a chat room in which you
> stare at words and not someones face.
The interesting thing, pet, is that I haven't ever seen your picture.
Yet by simply observing your reactions to my comments, I can say without a doubt that you ARE ugly. You're depressed about your looks, you're over-sensitive about things said about your face, when I call you fat you and your friend Angel go totally nutty and go on swearing rampages which you know could get you banned and you make a million and one posts asking for me banned and yet you still don't get it.
Which is worse:
Me telling you you're an ugly irritating cow, or you indirectly telling rest of the members how insecure you are about yourself?
Normal people would just laugh off my comments and probably laugh at themselves. You're about 5 minutes away from suicide, babe.
> His 'best' cains
> were about physical appearence.... in a chat room in which you
> stare at words and not someones face.
The interesting thing, pet, is that I haven't ever seen your picture.
Yet by simply observing your reactions to my comments, I can say without a doubt that you ARE ugly. You're depressed about your looks, you're over-sensitive about things said about your face, when I call you fat you and your friend Angel go totally nutty and go on swearing rampages which you know could get you banned and you make a million and one posts asking for me banned and yet you still don't get it.
Which is worse:
Me telling you you're an ugly irritating cow, or you indirectly telling rest of the members how insecure you are about yourself?
Normal people would just laugh off my comments and probably laugh at themselves. You're about 5 minutes away from suicide, babe.
banana skins?
Ms NY wrote:
> I'm in a happy, relaxed mood.
Can i have some of what you are smoking :P
> I'm in a happy, relaxed mood.
Can i have some of what you are smoking :P
Belldandy wrote:
> Daddy Cool wrote:
> Oh and guys, lets keep the whole 'he is zeppo' thing quiet, yeah? I
> don't want everyone to know!
>
> No. Chance.
I had you in the 'Intelligent Kid But Hates Me' column, Bellboy. Now you are in the ever-shrinking 'Hates Me' column.
Your stupidity will not go unforgotten.
*Cue ominous music*
> Daddy Cool wrote:
> Oh and guys, lets keep the whole 'he is zeppo' thing quiet, yeah? I
> don't want everyone to know!
>
> No. Chance.
I had you in the 'Intelligent Kid But Hates Me' column, Bellboy. Now you are in the ever-shrinking 'Hates Me' column.
Your stupidity will not go unforgotten.
*Cue ominous music*
Sly ;c'
I'm in a happy, relaxed mood.
Welcome back Zeppo. ;)
Welcome back Zeppo. ;)
I wouldn't be suprised if he does, I mean, he's defied being banned and come back just to show off, so i suppose he'll be off again soon.
So will "Daddy Cool" or "The Zeppo" get banned again?
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