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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Mayor Quimby "And who are you little boy?"

Bart "Im your nephew you dont see much, Bart Bart!"

Homer "Donut"

Lisa "No thanks. Have you got any fruit?"

Homer "There is purple in it, purple is a fruit"

Tony Blair "Welcome to England, I hope you enjoy your stay here. Now if you will excuse me I have to meet some Japanese people"

Homer "Wow I cant believe we met Mr Bean!"

Aye Carumba

Clazon wrote:
> comic book collector to bart:

EDIT (you gotta have it all, because it's hilarious) :

Bart : "I want to buy Bonestorm for 99 cents"

Comic Book Guy : "Let us review the proposed transaction .... you wish to buy a copy of Bonestorm from me for 99 cents? net profit to me ... minus 59 dollars. Oh please take my 59 dollars, for I grow tired of it ...."

> *bart stretches hand out*
>
> "uh, uh. since we are NOT aware of sarcasm , i will CLOSE
> the register at this point."

:D

Clazon wrote:
> "woah, it's pro skater tony hawks!"

"woah, Prime Minister Tony Blair"

Skinner: I look forward to car ownership myself one day; If only mother didn't insist that I pay for all the meals I ate as a child...

Apu: "Banana bread?!?!"

Genius episode :D

comic book collector to bart:

"ooh, ohh. please take my money"

*bart stretches hand out*

"uh, uh. since we are NOT aware of sarcasm , i will CLOSE the register at this point."

Apu: "You stupid, flying fat man!"