Viewing Thread:
"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Attendant : "So, I assume you have read the boat operation manual?"
Homer : "Yeah, couldn't put it down. Okay boy, let's get me a six pack"
Attendant : "Errr, sir, you cannot operate a boat under the influence of alcohol"
Homer : "Sounds like a wager to me ...."

Homer ( in a strange voice ) " hello, my names Mr Burns ".

Postal Worker " What's your first name ".


Homer " I don't know ".

"You sunk my battleship"

Bart: And I suppose that's a hillbilly jacuzzi?
Homer: Yup, that's where they cook their beans.

"You talk the talk Quimby but do you walk the walk?" - Police Chief Wiggum

"im not gay, but i'll learn"

Homer in episode urm er...

*yoink*

Homer "Donuts. Is there anything they cant do"

Homer "Tell the boss Im going to the back seat of my car with the women I love and I wont be back for ten minutes"

(Bart and Milhouse are jumping around on the bed in womens clothes)

Bart and Milhouse *singing*: 'Sisters are doing it for themselves'
*Homer hammers on door*
Homer: 'What's going on in here...and I want the non gay explanation'
Milhouse: 'Were drunk...really drunk'
Homer: 'Oh thank God'

"oh my god, I danced with a gay! Promise me you won't tell anyone!"
*shakes lisa violently*
"PROMISE ME!"