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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Family to Homer: They say you've lost 5% of your brain

*everyone laughs*

Homer: Why me laugh?

Think this thread needs to be back, as New Simpsons is back

Plus this thread is comedy gold

Skinner: "You could just say we ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs right now. *laugh*"

*silence and frozen looks all round*

Homer: "Im a rageaholic! I just cant live without rageahol!"

Apu "Sir I have asked you nicely to stop playing with my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again"

Homer: $20, aww, I wanted a peanut.
Brain: $20 can buy many peanuts.
Homer: EXPLAIN HOW!
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: WOOHOO!

*$20 flies out of the window due to a gust of wind*

Mister Burns : "Why do people endanger their jobs, and yes even their lives, to come here and ask me for money?"

Smithers : "People love dogs, sir"

MB : "Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! If I came in your house and started sniffing your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you think?"

SM : "erm ... if you did it sir?"

Raulph: "Hi Superninteno Charmers."

Homer and Marge talking about Otto moving in.

Homer : "I'm sorry but Otto has gotta go"

Marge : "But we're the only family he's got"

Homer : "This is not Happy Days and he is not the Fonz"

Der Nazi wrote:
> Vampire wrote:
> "Happy birthday to you
> (HAPPY BIRTHDAY)
> Happy birthday to you
> (HAPPY BIRTHDAY)
> Happy birthday dear Burnsey
> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"
>
> "Have the Rolling Stones killed!"


but sir, it wasn't...

is the next line Der.