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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

"Look Maggie this is where the wolf blows down the house!"says Marge.
"Oh yeh,he blows alright,he really blows"says Bart in a bored mood.
"Thats it bart,get into the spirit!"

*Backstage at Hullabalooza*


Some guy: "Did anybody here order an orchestra?"

*Silence*

"Possibly while high?"

*Silence*

"Cyprus Hill, I'm looking in your direction."

"Hi doctor, how's Homer doing?"

"Well missus simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead ... "

*gasp*

"Huh Huh Huh Heh Heh Heh ... April Fool"

*Football game between Springfield U and Springfield A&M*

Homer: "I hope Springfield A&M win, I hate Springfield U so much!!!"

Lisa: "Dad, you went to Springfield U, you hate Springfield A&M!"

Homer: "so much...."

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.

Hank Scorpio: Here's some sugar, sorry it's not in the little packets. Do you want some cream as well?

Homer: Yeee... No.

Not really a quote, but:

When Tatum is walking towards the boxing ring, music is drum and bassy.

When Homer walks to the ring, music 'Why Can't We Be Friends'

:D

Homer: "We started the evaning at the Gentlemen's Club, drinking fine wine over a game of Backgammon"

FBI Bloke: "Mr Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI."

Homer: "Alright, me and Barney were eating packets of mustard in the back of his car, you happy?"

:D

Heh, just came across this on a page devoted to The Simpsons swipes at Fox:

Homer is checking his stocks on a phone, using an automated system that responds to the name of the corporation with the stock results. We hear the following inspired dialogue;
Homer: Animotion
[Voice]: Animotion - up 1 1/2
Homer: Yahoooo!!!!!!
[Voice]: Yahoo - up 6 1/4
Homer: Huh, what is this crap?
[Voice]: Fox Corporation - down 10

Bart: Hey Moe! Look at that!
Moe: Alright, err, what am I looking at here?
Homer: Hey Moe! Can I look too?
Moe: Sure, but it'll cost you.
Homer: My wallet is in the car!
Moe: Heh, he's so stupid...now...back to the wall.