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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer: "oh look, a friendly BEEEE!"
*bee moves closer and stings him on the nose*
Homer: AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lisa "Dad I bought you some pudding"

Homer "Your mother use to bring me pudding. Help me win her back"

Lisa "Only you can do that. Good luck dad"

Homer "Alright brain. You got to think of a way of getting Marge back or we will lose her forever"

Homers brain "Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding"

Homer: Well turn something on, I'm starting to think.

Skinner: And what do you have to say for yourself, young man?
Bart: Eat my shorts!
Skinner: Alright, I'll start by eating your shorts. Hold on a minute...!

"...they don't exist, Lisa, they're just one of those things made up to scare children, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson"

"I'm a stupid moron with an elephants butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"

BANG!...............

Police Chief Wiggum: Oh Right?! The gas!.......

Krusty: 'Tonight I'm going to suck... Your blood'

Mr Burns "Enough talk Skinner, kill the horrid beasts and do away with their lizzards"

Sideshow Mel "Dear lord look at that blimp! He's hanging from a baloon"