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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

©H®I§ wrote:
> *Highly Excitable* wrote:
> ©H®I§ wrote:
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> Homer: WOW! A three day week end.
>
> That is probably wrong, but it is some thing like that.
>
> It's 4 day weekend, but it's still funny
>
> Are you blind? That's what I put!!! :D


Does it matter? ©H®I§ has put it down correctly!!!

Homer - Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.

Lisa - Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.

Marge: What's that? Oh my God, it's smoke!

Lisa: It smells like the art teacher's office!

Homer: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky; Smoke on the water...

Krusty: Tonight I'm going to suck...

*reads auto cue*

...Your blood

*Highly Excitable* wrote:
> ©H®I§ wrote:
>
> Homer: WOW! A three day week end.
>
> That is probably wrong, but it is some thing like that.
>
> It's 4 day weekend, but it's still funny

Are you blind? That's what I put!!! :D

Homer: Hello my names Mr Burns I belive you have a letter for me.

Postal worker: OK, Mr Burns whats your first name?

Homer: I don't know..

found another quality quote...

Homer: "I got this friend called joey jojo junior shabadoo"
Moe: "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
JJJS: *leaves crying*

©H®I§ wrote:

> Homer: WOW! A three day week end.
>
> That is probably wrong, but it is some thing like that.

It's 4 day weekend, but it's still funny

I can't totally remember this one, but it's when Homer is sat at home on a week day:

Marge: Smithers just phoned up and said if you don;t come in today don't bother coming in on Friday.

Homer: WOW! A four day week end.

That is probably wrong, but it is some thing like that.

Apu is shot

Apu: Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying.