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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer : "Bart, this electric guitar cost me and your mother a lot of money, so you better get real good, real quick, or POW!"

Homer "Bart! Got to pick up Bart"

Runs out of the house naked

Flanders "Hey Homey I can see your doodle"

Homer "Shut up Flanders"

"Hi, I'm troy mclure - you may remember me from such educational presentations as 'alices adventures through the windshield glass', and 'mummy, what's wrong with that mans face?'"

Mrs Krabapple: Due to the answers on Bart's test, this country was discovered in 1942 by some guy and the area he discovered was called Bonerland.

Hi im troy Mclaor, you may remember me from such educational movies such as, lead paint delicious but deadly and here comes the metric system

Mclaor is spelt wrong but, muh

Homer "Flanders I need 5,000 dollars"

Flanders "Well if you want it that much you will be in my prayers"

Homer "Oh go suck a bible"

Hmm, this isn't really a quote, but the Planet Of The Apes play starring Troy McLure is hilarious.

"Dr Sayers Dr Sayers...Dr Sayers Sayers, Dr Sayers!"

(Sayers may be wrong lol, it's just what I heard )

Homer: Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanderssssssssssssssss.

*Homer shovelling grease into the back of the car*

Bart : "Jeez Homer, moms gonna kill you!"
Homer : "If Marge didn't want her car ruined, she should have done a better job of hiding her keys"

Agnes: No more tunnels!