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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

"You sunk my battleship"

Homer ( in a strange voice ) " hello, my names Mr Burns ".

Postal Worker " What's your first name ".


Homer " I don't know ".

Attendant : "So, I assume you have read the boat operation manual?"
Homer : "Yeah, couldn't put it down. Okay boy, let's get me a six pack"
Attendant : "Errr, sir, you cannot operate a boat under the influence of alcohol"
Homer : "Sounds like a wager to me ...."

Sideshow Mel "Dear lord look at that blimp! He's hanging from a baloon"

Mr Burns "Enough talk Skinner, kill the horrid beasts and do away with their lizzards"

Krusty: 'Tonight I'm going to suck... Your blood'

BANG!...............

Police Chief Wiggum: Oh Right?! The gas!.......

"I'm a stupid moron with an elephants butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"

"...they don't exist, Lisa, they're just one of those things made up to scare children, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson"

Skinner: And what do you have to say for yourself, young man?
Bart: Eat my shorts!
Skinner: Alright, I'll start by eating your shorts. Hold on a minute...!