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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer: Well turn something on, I'm starting to think.

Lisa "Dad I bought you some pudding"

Homer "Your mother use to bring me pudding. Help me win her back"

Lisa "Only you can do that. Good luck dad"

Homer "Alright brain. You got to think of a way of getting Marge back or we will lose her forever"

Homers brain "Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding"

Homer: "oh look, a friendly BEEEE!"
*bee moves closer and stings him on the nose*
Homer: AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Banker: Excuse me sir, this is a joint account u'll need your wife's signature to.
Homer: Oh yeah, well..... She's behind that plant.
Home runs behind plant and pretends to be marge and does a high voice,
Homer: Hey Marge, sign this please,
Homer (with marge voice): Your the boss.
Homer trying to do Lisa: Daddy, ask the man for some cannnnndy.
Homer: No Candy for you.
Homer doing Lisa voice: Then at least get some candy for yourself.
Homer comes back to counter
Banker: Here's your candy,
Homer: See ya later sucker!
Banker Hey, Mr.Simpson your money.
Homer: Oh...yes...I see that it's in bill form......excellant.

cant rember the exact quote.
The Doctor says something about this fluid will show were the problem is, and the nurse turns around and says she hasnt injected the fluid yet.

i think its funnier when u see it rather then hear it though.

Homer : "Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I live in a gum drop house on lollypop lane, in happy land"

Homer "Keep it down boy" (As bart and he are in the school library)
Bart "Homer what are you doing here?"
Homer "Reading this book about Pirates"
Bart "They are all about Pirates"
Homer "Not this one, the Pirates in Smugglers Cove, its about smugglers"

Homer driving in the car hearing voices in his head.

Lenny - "Dental plan"

Marge - "Lisa needs braces"

*repeat until realisation comes.

Ant wrote:
> Hmm, this isn't really a quote, but the Planet Of The Apes play
> starring Troy McLure is hilarious.
>
> "Dr Sayers Dr Sayers...Dr Sayers Sayers, Dr Sayers!"
>
> (Sayers may be wrong lol, it's just what I heard )

LOL
that scene always makes me laugh!

Marge: Oh, Barts stealing money again, Homer, get him to stop

Cayonero lights x-ray through the wall

*Homer talks to Bart and then they both start stealing money*