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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

The Simpson's hit and run:

Homer: "walk! That wasn't part of the deal"

Homer:

hello my names Mr Burns i belive you have a letter for me.

Postal worker:

OK, Mr Burns whats your first name

Homer:

I don't know

Homer (Who else would it be?)

"Damn you rock 'em sock 'em robots! Why can't we all just get along?"

homer:

that catus is right

Homer: Don't worry marge the men will clean the table, So long chicken bone.
Bart: See you in Hell Brussel Sprouts.
Homer: No room for you jello.
Bart: Good Bye Fine China.

homer> hows the lights kids!!!!!!
bart> its craptacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr burns:

I'll give you higher you little... *get kicked*

you've one this round... *get kicked again*

2 seperate episodes (I think) :

Homer : "I'd like you to balance my wheels for me"
Garage Mechanic : "But these tyres won't take a balance"
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Garage Mechanic : "You hear that knocking sound?"
Homer : "Yeah"
Garage Mechanic : "That tells me you need 4 new tyres"


heh

Skinner> "Good Gravy!"
Chef> "Oh thank you, it just water and brown"

Groundskeeper willy : "It's bringing love, break it's legs!!"