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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer: Well that explains it all, now let's go home.
Lisa: But we are home.
Homer: That was fast.

T.V.: Gabbo, Gabbo, GABBO!
Bart: Who's Gabbo?
Homer: I reckon it's some guy, some guy named Gabbo.

"Oh no, Willy didn't make it"
"Eugh look at the mess"
"Ohhh I don't like this new directors cut"

"oh my god, I danced with a gay! Promise me you won't tell anyone!"
*shakes lisa violently*
"PROMISE ME!"

(Bart and Milhouse are jumping around on the bed in womens clothes)

Bart and Milhouse *singing*: 'Sisters are doing it for themselves'
*Homer hammers on door*
Homer: 'What's going on in here...and I want the non gay explanation'
Milhouse: 'Were drunk...really drunk'
Homer: 'Oh thank God'

Homer "Tell the boss Im going to the back seat of my car with the women I love and I wont be back for ten minutes"

Homer "Donuts. Is there anything they cant do"

"im not gay, but i'll learn"

Homer in episode urm er...

*yoink*

"You talk the talk Quimby but do you walk the walk?" - Police Chief Wiggum

Bart: And I suppose that's a hillbilly jacuzzi?
Homer: Yup, that's where they cook their beans.