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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Der Nazi wrote:
> triggerhappyrocker wrote:
> ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> so why do you swear like someone who isn't intelligent enough to use
> more intellectual language?
>
> in answer to that question i hav but one word: meh. o by the way
> nice
> work regardin the 'any character from a film' thread. blob of
> mercury, minor surgery etc. etc. Class.
>
> Stop swearing, and start punctuating properly, and people might
> actually respect you. I certainly do for your views on townie scum.
> :)

Can we have this thread back as it once was?

If you like that then have a look at my last post in the 'hi what music are you all in to?' thread. One of my finest yet :D

triggerhappyrocker wrote:
> ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> so why do you swear like someone who isn't intelligent enough to use
> more intellectual language?
>
> in answer to that question i hav but one word: meh. o by the way nice
> work regardin the 'any character from a film' thread. blob of
> mercury, minor surgery etc. etc. Class.

Stop swearing, and start punctuating properly, and people might actually respect you. I certainly do for your views on townie scum. :)

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> so why do you swear like someone who isn't intelligent enough to use
> more intellectual language?

in answer to that question i hav but one word: meh. o by the way nice work regardin the 'any character from a film' thread. blob of mercury, minor surgery etc. etc. Class.

"Do you want to go on a free introductory sermon this weekend?"
Homer : "When is this introductory weekend?"
"This weekend"
Homer : "And how much is it?"
"It's free"
Homer : "And what date does this weekend commence"
"It's THIS weekend"
Homer : "I see. And how much are you charging for this weekend?"
"It's free"
Homer : "And when do we go?"
"This weekend"
Homer : "I see ...."

so why do you swear like someone who isn't intelligent enough to use more intellectual language?

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Perhaps you should be more selective with how readily you throw such
> graphic insults about in future, and try to make it more obvious just
> who your townie rantings are aimed at.

wait a fukin minute, i am NOT a fukin townie!!! all townies deserve to be put into camps and gassed as far as im concerned. fukin hate em! just take a look at my definition in the 'if u could b any character from a film....' thread. as it happens i actually prefer REAL music, as im sure most people here do. and as for the spelling: Who cares?????

Der Nazi wrote:
> This has now got well out of hand. We're forgetting what this topic is
> all about: Quotes!
>
> Chief Wiggum: Luckily, I'm... very fat.
>
> BTW, Triggerhappyretard, it's spelt 'c**t'. And get 'ur' facts right?
> Wasn't Ur the capital of Palmyria or something?
>
> :P

I spell cart with a 'k' as well sometimes.

This has now got well out of hand. We're forgetting what this topic is all about: Quotes!

Chief Wiggum: Luckily, I'm... very fat.

BTW, Triggerhappyretard, it's spelt 'c**t'. And get 'ur' facts right? Wasn't Ur the capital of Palmyria or something?

:P

triggerhappyrocker wrote:
> no u f**kin prik that post woz to the dikhead who posted that 'how to
> make money' post which has now been deleted. get ur facts straight u
> k**t.

That was mature.