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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Teacher - "Yes and if, in an odd occasion the reactor does go offline for any amount of time, you must, must inform your boss and he will then give you the following instructions..."

Homer, whispering to the guy next to him - "Hes crazy"

Ralph - "I ated the purple Berries!"

Bart - "So whats it like, Raplh?"

Ralph - "It tastes like... burning.. ow, ow, owie!"

I'm sure this has been done but it just came to mind.

Homer : "It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography"

:D

Homer, drunk - "Bart do that thing you do.. ye know.."

Bart - "What thing dad?"

Homer - "Ye know that thing.. ye do..."

Bart stares blanky

Homer - "Er.. go to your room"

Larry flint is right, you guy's suck!
(Homer referring to stephen hawking)

Flanders "Looks like its time for me to duc"

Homer "No, I want everyone to know that 'This is Ned Flanders my friend!'"

Lenny "What did he say?"

Carl "I dont know, something about being gay"

'Marge, is it just me or is my back getting hairier?'

Mr Burns: I'll keep it short. Family, friends and religion: These are the three things you have to ignore if you want to become a billionaire.

Opps,sorry for the double post.

Or "D'oh!" even! ;-p