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The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.
Let's get started -
Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
Let's get started -
Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
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Homer: Look at this country: U-r-gay.
Bart: My video is entitled 'How kittens are born'.
We were going to keep all of them, but the mother ate two of them.
*Kids groan*
And if you rewind it, you can see them go back in!
*Kids groan again*
We were going to keep all of them, but the mother ate two of them.
*Kids groan*
And if you rewind it, you can see them go back in!
*Kids groan again*
Homer: "BOOO!! Get a Hair Cut!!"
Homer is watching TV wth Patty and Selma.
Quiz Show Host: The state capital of North Dakota is named after which German leader?
Homer: Hitler!
Quiz Show Host: The state capital of North Dakota is named after which German leader?
Homer: Hitler!
Marge : "Get that filthy monkey out of our house!!"
Homer : "That 'filthy' monkey made the orange juice you are drinking!"
*marge spits*
Homer : "That 'filthy' monkey made the orange juice you are drinking!"
*marge spits*
Homer is running from the cast of Sesame street
Elmo: Elmo knows where you live
Homer: Jebus, save me jebus
Elmo: Elmo knows where you live
Homer: Jebus, save me jebus
Bart is praying...
"Please Lord, keep me, homer, mom, lisa and maggie safe ..... and please Lord, kill Sideshow Bob"
Marge: "BART NO! .... you can't ask God to kill someone!"
Homer: "Yeah Bart, do your own dirty work"
"Please Lord, keep me, homer, mom, lisa and maggie safe ..... and please Lord, kill Sideshow Bob"
Marge: "BART NO! .... you can't ask God to kill someone!"
Homer: "Yeah Bart, do your own dirty work"
Admiral: "Now are there any questions?"
Homer: "Is the 'Poop deck' what I really think it is?"
Admiral: "Ahahaha, son, I like the cut of your Jib"
Homer: "What's a Jib?"
Admiral: "AHAHAHAHA, promote this man!"
Homer: "Is the 'Poop deck' what I really think it is?"
Admiral: "Ahahaha, son, I like the cut of your Jib"
Homer: "What's a Jib?"
Admiral: "AHAHAHAHA, promote this man!"
Flanders "Hidilly hey neighbourino"
Homer "Flanders I would really like to come to the game with you"
Flanders "Well get out the crayola's and colour me tickled pink. Whats with the lead pipe? Were you going to give my noggin a floggin!"
Homer "Well, yeah!"
Homer "Flanders I would really like to come to the game with you"
Flanders "Well get out the crayola's and colour me tickled pink. Whats with the lead pipe? Were you going to give my noggin a floggin!"
Homer "Well, yeah!"
Homer: Yeah, I'll have a pack of condoms, a six-pack of beer, some porno magazines, a packet of cigars and... some illegal fireworks.
Shop Assistant: Sir, the sale of fireworks is forbidden in this st...
*Guy leaves shop*
Shall we go to the store room?
Shop Assistant: Sir, the sale of fireworks is forbidden in this st...
*Guy leaves shop*
Shall we go to the store room?
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