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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

"We have to fight for the trees, because the trees can't fight for themselves! Well, except for those mexican fighting trees."

Moe: "Homer I told you not to come here no more, not until you pay your tab. Or at least clean up that mess you made in the bathroom!"

homer : nuculear power!! its the job of tommorow!.....(delay).... TODAY!!

~~apu says to homer : theres only one fool who comes in here and buys those hot dogs..
~~they laugh
~~homer says : hey i buy those!
~~apu says : exactly mr.simpson!

Marge: What's that? Oh my God, it's smoke!

Lisa: It smells like the Art teacher's office!

*Homer, completely off his face, starts singing 'Smoke on the Water' by Deep Purple*

"Do'h" Homer Simpson, about twice an episode.

Barney pretending to be Homer: "Doo!"

Comic Book Guy: But how did you know I was going to post it on the internet?

*Has PC Thrown at him*

I had a MOUSE!

Chief Wiggum: What, What, What, WHAT, this better be about Pizza!

CTUbauer wrote:
> Homer: Look at this country: U-r-gay.

Lisa: Dad, that's URUGUAY.

Always makes me laugh, that scene.