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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

"It's bringing love, break its legs!"

"This is the peak hour for stoned teenagers buying shiny things"

"Woah, its a living mirror!!!"

weep weep

simpsons : who needs a quickie mart, who needs a quickie mart!

apu : I DOOOOOO

Hank Scorpio: Here's some sugar, sorry it's not in the little packets. Do you want some cream as well?

Homer: Yeee... No.

"Hey JERKFACE! You have the face of a JERK!"

Grandpa pointing at the cinema screen: "The Pictures! They're coming alive!"

"Hello is that mister 'Santos L Halper'?"
"Yes"
"Hi mister Halper, did you get a chance to read that threatening letter we sent you?"

Silën† Thundêr wrote:
> Barney pretending to be Homer: "Doo!"

Its more like "Doo! Wahoo! That boy ain't right!"

Homer in Washington to the tax office: Boooooo!
Guy: Oh, boo yourself.

Taken from the episode: Mr. Lisa goes to washington