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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Georgio wrote:
> princable skinner:'parentswhodonthavetherighttosuesaywhat'
> marge: 'what?'
> princable skinner: 'got that on tape'

One of the best quotes

Bart: Rod, Todd, this is God!

Rod: How did you get on the radio?

Bart: What do you mean how did I get on the radio, I created the universe, stupid kid

Todd: Forgive my brother, we believe you!

Bart: Walk through the wall, I will remove it for you! (bumps) later.. hahaha!

Banker: Excuse me sir, this is a joint account you'll need your wife's signature to.
Homer: Oh yeah, well..... She's behind that plant.
Home runs behind plant and pretends to be marge and does a high voice,
Homer: Hey Marge, sign this please,
Homer (with marge voice): Your the boss.
Homer trying to do Lisa: Daddy, ask the man for some cannnnndy.
Homer: No Candy for you.
Homer doing Lisa voice: Then at least get some candy for yourself.
Homer comes back to counter
Banker: Here's your candy,
Homer: See ya later sucker!
Banker Hey, Mr.Simpson your money.
Homer: Oh...yes...I see that it's in bill form......excellant.

anyone know the song (they'll never stop the simpsons) at the end of one of the clipshows? i know the first few lines.

princable skinner:'parentswhodonthavetherighttosuesaywhat'
marge: 'what?'
princable skinner: 'got that on tape'

Homer: "when ever i learn anything i forget something else like when i did was taught how to make beer i forgot how to drive"

Marge : "Homer, women won't like being shot in the face"
Homer : "Women will like what I tell them to like"

These cookies you speak of, are they real or symbolic?

Skinner: Now, Children, so you could film these video diaries, we had to make certain cuts. Which means no more geography.

*Chains up globe*

Hopefully that lock will never come undone.

Homer (To the guy that always says YESSSS!): Why do you talk like that?

Man: I HAD A STROOOOKKKKEEEEE!