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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

duffman: ' Duffman is thrusting to the problem '

"Mixed feelings going through Duffman. What would Jesus do"

A selection from Duffman.

"Looks like this lawn could do with some H20. Oh Yeah!"

"Duffman can't breathe. Oh no!"

"Duffman can't die- only the actors who play him can!"

dunno if it's been done but here goes:

Homer: "Can You Keep that down I can't hear myself think!"

Homer's Mind: " I need peanuts"

Homer: " That's better"

Duff Bloke "What does the future hold for Duff, lets just say we have a few ideas up our sleeves"

Homer "Like what?"

Duff Bloke "Id rather not get into that right now"

Homer "Why not?"

Duff Bloke "O.K we have no ideas, we have absolutely nothing you happy"

Homer "No"

"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

"God bless those pagans."

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

Homer: i'm not usaully a pyraying man, but if your up there, save me superman

Homer: Hey, robot barman! Get your lousy metal ass over here!
Barman: Firstly, I'm not a robot. Secondly, I got this metal ass in 'Nam, defending the country for jerks like you!