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"A really really funny hacking anecdote"

I hacked this american kids hotmail password, and spoke to his mum (or mom, as they have it in the US) on msn- for some reason the kids mum was techno savvy and had an msn messenger account.

btw i can't remember their names, sharon and her son was tom i think.


I saw 'Sharon' online and wanted to have some fun - I didn't know it was his mum at the time!!


I said 'Hey, whats up baby?'

She said '?'

I said "Babe you want some sugar?"

She said "Tom is that you?"

I said "Uh huh, im at jakes house on his computer. See, I been thinkin, we've known each other for quite a while now. I'm thinking we should step up our relationship a bit."

She said "tom what ARE you talking about?"

I said "Look, let me make it clear Sharon: i want to do it with you. i think you're the hottest person ive ever known, i dream abou you all day, and well, i love you, baby"

She said "?"

I said "Baby, i know this might sound sudden. But I just want to be inside you."


She said nothing. And blocked me.


Later, the kid who i had 'hacked', he come online and i told him i'd asked out his mate sharon.

"**** SHARON IS MY MOM YOU ********* *******!!!'


Aww bless.

I don't think incest is funny.



'Incest - a game the whole family can play!'


But I found that funny.



And kids, lighten up a bit, kay? Just because your lives are one big depress-fest it doesn't mean you can't have a little fun at other peoples expense.

Incest - a game the whole family can play!

BA BOOM TSCH

You have confessed to hacking and also find incest funny.

Ban him, please.

You really have nothing better to do, don't you?

This counts as a criminal offence and this is evidence that you admitted you performed such an act. If only that kid knew about this post, you wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

as funny as a dose of hemmorhoids

*makes tossing motion with hand*

I hacked this american kids hotmail password, and spoke to his mum (or mom, as they have it in the US) on msn- for some reason the kids mum was techno savvy and had an msn messenger account.

btw i can't remember their names, sharon and her son was tom i think.


I saw 'Sharon' online and wanted to have some fun - I didn't know it was his mum at the time!!


I said 'Hey, whats up baby?'

She said '?'

I said "Babe you want some sugar?"

She said "Tom is that you?"

I said "Uh huh, im at jakes house on his computer. See, I been thinkin, we've known each other for quite a while now. I'm thinking we should step up our relationship a bit."

She said "tom what ARE you talking about?"

I said "Look, let me make it clear Sharon: i want to do it with you. i think you're the hottest person ive ever known, i dream abou you all day, and well, i love you, baby"

She said "?"

I said "Baby, i know this might sound sudden. But I just want to be inside you."


She said nothing. And blocked me.


Later, the kid who i had 'hacked', he come online and i told him i'd asked out his mate sharon.

"**** SHARON IS MY MOM YOU ********* *******!!!'


Aww bless.