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"A really really funny hacking anecdote"

I hacked this american kids hotmail password, and spoke to his mum (or mom, as they have it in the US) on msn- for some reason the kids mum was techno savvy and had an msn messenger account.

btw i can't remember their names, sharon and her son was tom i think.


I saw 'Sharon' online and wanted to have some fun - I didn't know it was his mum at the time!!


I said 'Hey, whats up baby?'

She said '?'

I said "Babe you want some sugar?"

She said "Tom is that you?"

I said "Uh huh, im at jakes house on his computer. See, I been thinkin, we've known each other for quite a while now. I'm thinking we should step up our relationship a bit."

She said "tom what ARE you talking about?"

I said "Look, let me make it clear Sharon: i want to do it with you. i think you're the hottest person ive ever known, i dream abou you all day, and well, i love you, baby"

She said "?"

I said "Baby, i know this might sound sudden. But I just want to be inside you."


She said nothing. And blocked me.


Later, the kid who i had 'hacked', he come online and i told him i'd asked out his mate sharon.

"**** SHARON IS MY MOM YOU ********* *******!!!'


Aww bless.

'Well it’s hard to know when someone with the kind of humour that finds incest jokes funny is actually joking.'


I find funny jokes funny, and crap jokes unfunny, I really couldn't give 2 *****s as to whether it featured motha****ery or sunshine and roses.

Oh cool.. *pours coke in rizla*

damn..

Can be smoked too.

Now people put it up their noses instead, or something.

Apparently it was the early 20th century when cocaine was no longer put into Coca-Cola. I HAVE learnt something in the last week.

=D How'd ya guess?

Drinking coke no doubt.

No, not really.

Have you been drinking NY?

Heheheheh, I thought it was funny.