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"A really really funny hacking anecdote"

I hacked this american kids hotmail password, and spoke to his mum (or mom, as they have it in the US) on msn- for some reason the kids mum was techno savvy and had an msn messenger account.

btw i can't remember their names, sharon and her son was tom i think.


I saw 'Sharon' online and wanted to have some fun - I didn't know it was his mum at the time!!


I said 'Hey, whats up baby?'

She said '?'

I said "Babe you want some sugar?"

She said "Tom is that you?"

I said "Uh huh, im at jakes house on his computer. See, I been thinkin, we've known each other for quite a while now. I'm thinking we should step up our relationship a bit."

She said "tom what ARE you talking about?"

I said "Look, let me make it clear Sharon: i want to do it with you. i think you're the hottest person ive ever known, i dream abou you all day, and well, i love you, baby"

She said "?"

I said "Baby, i know this might sound sudden. But I just want to be inside you."


She said nothing. And blocked me.


Later, the kid who i had 'hacked', he come online and i told him i'd asked out his mate sharon.

"**** SHARON IS MY MOM YOU ********* *******!!!'


Aww bless.

Reminds me of when people in my class took to sniffing solvent-free Pritt Stick to show how rebellious they were.


High-larious.

Snorting sherbert sticks?

!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Belldandy wrote:
> Now people put it up their noses instead, or something.

heh, that reminds me of what the latest, most stupid thing is at school.

hmm, anyone for snorting sherbert sticks?

i mean, it's only the ass-for-brains that do it, and it makes me laugh as the freckles, spots and ugliness starts to grow all in one.

Zeppo, you are most idiotic and childish...

'LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard, and something I must try at some point.'

I'll assume you're being serious there, pet, and I agree that everyone should also try it.


The beautiful thing about hacking people's Hotmail this way is that they don't even know they've been hacked - you can keep reading some peoples emails for the rest of their lives. There is no antivirus software which can prevent this method of 'hacking', and its only possible to hack people that are *trying to hack someone else* - so there is no moral or ethical dilemmas. I won't go to hell, no siree Bob!

And once you've got their Hotmail, you can get all of their other passwords for AIM, MSN, Internet Forums, or anything else they sign upto on the net and get a registration email for.


Some real life excerpts I saved from MSN chats: (I'm 'Jimmy' (not my real name btw), the kid I hacked is '8843 - RIP')

8843 - RIP says:
cant you hack someone elses man?
Jimmy says:
umm i already kinda messed up ya ezbaord
8843 - RIP says:
what?
8843 - RIP says:
what the **** have you done
Jimmy says:
you got an email from ezboard remember? sayin your pass and ****
Jimmy says:
kinda trashed it
8843 - RIP says:
why
Jimmy says:
changed the pics
Jimmy says:
oh yeah, and that new proboard you made, i changed the pass
Jimmy says:
lol. and i told ya mates that i thought they were ******* ugly *****
8843 - RIP says:
i want my address back


Heh.

this is the same sheet I heard before jackass

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard, and something I must try at some point.

Hehe :D

Yes, master. Do you want to punish me?

Down 'tard boy.