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"A really really funny hacking anecdote"

I hacked this american kids hotmail password, and spoke to his mum (or mom, as they have it in the US) on msn- for some reason the kids mum was techno savvy and had an msn messenger account.

btw i can't remember their names, sharon and her son was tom i think.


I saw 'Sharon' online and wanted to have some fun - I didn't know it was his mum at the time!!


I said 'Hey, whats up baby?'

She said '?'

I said "Babe you want some sugar?"

She said "Tom is that you?"

I said "Uh huh, im at jakes house on his computer. See, I been thinkin, we've known each other for quite a while now. I'm thinking we should step up our relationship a bit."

She said "tom what ARE you talking about?"

I said "Look, let me make it clear Sharon: i want to do it with you. i think you're the hottest person ive ever known, i dream abou you all day, and well, i love you, baby"

She said "?"

I said "Baby, i know this might sound sudden. But I just want to be inside you."


She said nothing. And blocked me.


Later, the kid who i had 'hacked', he come online and i told him i'd asked out his mate sharon.

"**** SHARON IS MY MOM YOU ********* *******!!!'


Aww bless.

Well it’s hard to know when someone with the kind of humour that finds incest jokes funny is actually joking.

English_Bloke wrote:
> The Zeppo wrote:
> And, as an aside, I got my jollies from reading the replies, as
> opposed to my own typing.
>
> HA! Much better.


Well I can't actually believe you took that seriously, kid.


Please, please tell me you were joking, for your own sake (and dignity). Man, kids nowadays, wouldn't know humour if it hit them on a head with a frying pan.

The Zeppo wrote:
> And, as an aside, I got my jollies from reading the replies, as
> opposed to my own typing.

HA! Much better.

Belldandy wrote:
> So let me get this right, Zeppo is showing off and wants to admit that
> he gets his jollies from hacking people and then talking dirty to
> people he has no idea of?


Hey, it was a long time ago, I was young and foolish, mistakes were made, words were typed, but now its all said and done I think its okay for us to take the next natural steps in our relationship, Bellboy.

And, as an aside, I got my jollies from reading the replies, as opposed to my own typing.

So let me get this right, Zeppo is showing off and wants to admit that he gets his jollies from hacking people and then talking dirty to people he has no idea of?

Can we get any normal new people on this forum or did we just get left with the wackos ?

'the fun of hacking!! if you know the game red alert 2 for pc well i can make it look like someone else said something online lol it's sooo funny

how you do that hotmail thing? did you say you ask 4 passwords?'


Get out of my sight.



If you ever speak to me again I'll give you hiding you'll never forget.

You should like, be a comedian.

the fun of hacking!! if you know the game red alert 2 for pc well i can make it look like someone else said something online lol it's sooo funny

how you do that hotmail thing? did you say you ask 4 passwords?

Well, you gotta try it before you can comment on it.

Once there was this guy who kept all his emails from his girlfriend in a certain folded (I think he called it 'Helens Bells'), and some of it was pretty naughty, so I inevitably went and put them all into one folder and emailed it to everyone on his email address list, all his friends and that.



The most beautiful part was when I added in some VERY naughty extras into some of the emails. I don't mean to blow my own trumpet, but it was truly fantastic work. And reading everyones replies was the icing on the proverbial Goodness Cake.

Lol Borat :-P You sick mofo.

Dude, I'm game for a laugh, just reading peoples emails isnt the thing that gets my pulse racing.