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"A really really funny hacking anecdote"

I hacked this american kids hotmail password, and spoke to his mum (or mom, as they have it in the US) on msn- for some reason the kids mum was techno savvy and had an msn messenger account.

btw i can't remember their names, sharon and her son was tom i think.


I saw 'Sharon' online and wanted to have some fun - I didn't know it was his mum at the time!!


I said 'Hey, whats up baby?'

She said '?'

I said "Babe you want some sugar?"

She said "Tom is that you?"

I said "Uh huh, im at jakes house on his computer. See, I been thinkin, we've known each other for quite a while now. I'm thinking we should step up our relationship a bit."

She said "tom what ARE you talking about?"

I said "Look, let me make it clear Sharon: i want to do it with you. i think you're the hottest person ive ever known, i dream abou you all day, and well, i love you, baby"

She said "?"

I said "Baby, i know this might sound sudden. But I just want to be inside you."


She said nothing. And blocked me.


Later, the kid who i had 'hacked', he come online and i told him i'd asked out his mate sharon.

"**** SHARON IS MY MOM YOU ********* *******!!!'


Aww bless.

I hacked this american kids hotmail password, and spoke to his mum (or mom, as they have it in the US) on msn- for some reason the kids mum was techno savvy and had an msn messenger account.

btw i can't remember their names, sharon and her son was tom i think.


I saw 'Sharon' online and wanted to have some fun - I didn't know it was his mum at the time!!


I said 'Hey, whats up baby?'

She said '?'

I said "Babe you want some sugar?"

She said "Tom is that you?"

I said "Uh huh, im at jakes house on his computer. See, I been thinkin, we've known each other for quite a while now. I'm thinking we should step up our relationship a bit."

She said "tom what ARE you talking about?"

I said "Look, let me make it clear Sharon: i want to do it with you. i think you're the hottest person ive ever known, i dream abou you all day, and well, i love you, baby"

She said "?"

I said "Baby, i know this might sound sudden. But I just want to be inside you."


She said nothing. And blocked me.


Later, the kid who i had 'hacked', he come online and i told him i'd asked out his mate sharon.

"**** SHARON IS MY MOM YOU ********* *******!!!'


Aww bless.

*makes tossing motion with hand*

as funny as a dose of hemmorhoids

You really have nothing better to do, don't you?

This counts as a criminal offence and this is evidence that you admitted you performed such an act. If only that kid knew about this post, you wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

You have confessed to hacking and also find incest funny.

Ban him, please.

Incest - a game the whole family can play!

BA BOOM TSCH

I don't think incest is funny.



'Incest - a game the whole family can play!'


But I found that funny.



And kids, lighten up a bit, kay? Just because your lives are one big depress-fest it doesn't mean you can't have a little fun at other peoples expense.

Lol Borat :-P You sick mofo.

Dude, I'm game for a laugh, just reading peoples emails isnt the thing that gets my pulse racing.

Well, you gotta try it before you can comment on it.

Once there was this guy who kept all his emails from his girlfriend in a certain folded (I think he called it 'Helens Bells'), and some of it was pretty naughty, so I inevitably went and put them all into one folder and emailed it to everyone on his email address list, all his friends and that.



The most beautiful part was when I added in some VERY naughty extras into some of the emails. I don't mean to blow my own trumpet, but it was truly fantastic work. And reading everyones replies was the icing on the proverbial Goodness Cake.

the fun of hacking!! if you know the game red alert 2 for pc well i can make it look like someone else said something online lol it's sooo funny

how you do that hotmail thing? did you say you ask 4 passwords?