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"A fat bird kicked me in the nuts"

Was walking back from college with a few mates and a tag-along fat bird who was walking with us. My mate and I were messing abound shoving each other joking about the rugby game the other day and the fat bird decides to shove me and I literally fell back into a fence. She laughed and said "Dont know how you fell, I dont have much weight behind me!" - I instantly broke down in laughter because she is one fat mama and she got offended and went to hit me, I put my hand up to stop her doing so and she kicked me, full force in my nuts. I was literally in agony, it hurt SO much and still they hurt like heck.

Apparently I went very white and was "walking like I had been bummed" but damn, it was bad. I sort of brought it on myself but meh. I won't say it was worth it but for a few seconds the look on her face was priceless, until she kicked me that is.

I read the original post and then the last message only. Crushed nuts and custard, now where did that come from.

I LOVE custard!!!

Lil Ginge wrote:
> *licks custard pie from lips*
>
>
> THROW YOU SAY!?
>
> uh oh...
>
> *goes red*

is that before or after it splatters on his face?

*licks custard pie from lips*


THROW YOU SAY!?

uh oh...

*goes red*

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> *raises both arms and makes funny japaese fighting positioning with
> them*
>
> *raises knee and smiles at borat*
>
> you do that and I'll hit you in the funny bone with a toffee hammer
> :D

or just throw a custard pie in his face

I'd like some toffee

Lil Ginge wrote:
> ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> being kicked in the nads is the most sickening pain ever.
> enough to make you actually throw up.
>
> thank god my nads haven't been kicked for a long time
>
>
>
> *raises both arms and makes funny japaese fighting positioning with
> them*
>
> *raises knee and smiles at borat*

realises after reading title she is acting as a heffa with a anger problem.

*uses toffee hammer for - toffee*

Lil Ginge wrote:
> *raises both arms and makes funny japaese fighting positioning with
> them*
>
> *raises knee and smiles at borat*

you do that and I'll hit you in the funny bone with a toffee hammer :D

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> being kicked in the nads is the most sickening pain ever.
> enough to make you actually throw up.
>
> thank god my nads haven't been kicked for a long time



*raises both arms and makes funny japaese fighting positioning with them*

*raises knee and smiles at borat*

being kicked in the nads is the most sickening pain ever.
enough to make you actually throw up.

thank god my nads haven't been kicked for a long time