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Townies are SO kewl because three-striped tracksuits are SO bangin' and doesn't at all make them look like generic retards. Burberry is immensely cool and is doesn't look like gift-wrapping! Sitting around on corners of council estates in a perfectly useful way to spend your weekend whilst drinking such high-class and refreshing drinks and cider and toilet duck. The girls love a guy who's breath can strip paint.
As far as vehicles are concerned, townies are way ahead of the rest of us. Working hard and saving up to buy a BMW is just stupid when you can get a ford fiesta with blacked out windows and have a sound system in it that costs more than the car itself. That makes townies the king of the road.
Employment is another area where townies are miles ahead of us, working in Burger King, McDonalds or KFC is actually a life ambition of mine but it takes lack of any form of qualifications, skill or communication skills to get a job in somewhere like that - making townies the model employees.
Townies are also way tougher than the rest of us. Because they carry blunt switchblades and rusty penknifes to jab you with if you mess with "their posse". Because they get cidered up to the eyeballs and fall into you means they are tough and shouldnt be messed with. Townies are smart fighters and know if they can't handle you, their bigger brother who may or may not be in prison will sort you out.
In fact, forger that, townies are crap. They're also gay, why else would they hang around in "crews"?
Crew > Navy > Gay
Think about it...
As far as vehicles are concerned, townies are way ahead of the rest of us. Working hard and saving up to buy a BMW is just stupid when you can get a ford fiesta with blacked out windows and have a sound system in it that costs more than the car itself. That makes townies the king of the road.
Employment is another area where townies are miles ahead of us, working in Burger King, McDonalds or KFC is actually a life ambition of mine but it takes lack of any form of qualifications, skill or communication skills to get a job in somewhere like that - making townies the model employees.
Townies are also way tougher than the rest of us. Because they carry blunt switchblades and rusty penknifes to jab you with if you mess with "their posse". Because they get cidered up to the eyeballs and fall into you means they are tough and shouldnt be messed with. Townies are smart fighters and know if they can't handle you, their bigger brother who may or may not be in prison will sort you out.
In fact, forger that, townies are crap. They're also gay, why else would they hang around in "crews"?
Crew > Navy > Gay
Think about it...
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TGMbloke wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> TGMbloke wrote:
> Where I live we call "Townies" "Rudies". Mainly
> because we all live in towns. And have to dishinguish them
> somehow....
>
> same here
>
> Plus they think it makes them cool, Like Boy Marley wearing base ball
> caps that point WAY to high.
so your from essex?
east London?
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> TGMbloke wrote:
> Where I live we call "Townies" "Rudies". Mainly
> because we all live in towns. And have to dishinguish them
> somehow....
>
> same here
>
> Plus they think it makes them cool, Like Boy Marley wearing base ball
> caps that point WAY to high.
so your from essex?
east London?
TGMbloke wrote:
> Where I live we call "Townies" "Rudies". Mainly
> because we all live in towns. And have to dishinguish them
> somehow....
same here
> Where I live we call "Townies" "Rudies". Mainly
> because we all live in towns. And have to dishinguish them
> somehow....
same here
the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> Townies were kicking footballs at me on my paperound. Hah, they suck
> at foot ball
>
> The best they got was my bike.
While i wasn't on it i forgot to mention.
> Townies were kicking footballs at me on my paperound. Hah, they suck
> at foot ball
>
> The best they got was my bike.
While i wasn't on it i forgot to mention.
Townies were kicking footballs at me on my paperound. Hah, they suck at foot ball
The best they got was my bike.
The best they got was my bike.
cookie monster wrote:
>
> Probably the best way to tackle overpopulation.
Like that Rik Mayall film where the PM makes people jump over a cliff.
>
> Probably the best way to tackle overpopulation.
Like that Rik Mayall film where the PM makes people jump over a cliff.
Goatboy wrote:
> Why specify? Why restrict to "townies"?
> It is my experience that pretty much most people are a waste and
> should go get killed.
Probably the best way to tackle overpopulation.
> Why specify? Why restrict to "townies"?
> It is my experience that pretty much most people are a waste and
> should go get killed.
Probably the best way to tackle overpopulation.
Mi/\\/dfrig wrote:
>
> *Stealthily struts off*
*Tries to walk off all John Wayne*
*Realises he isn't constipated enough*
I know Kung-Fu Rufus!
*Repeatedly hits self on head with 2x4*
I'll be back.
*Realises he can't lift his arms above his head because of stupidly big steroid enhanced arms*
You're my wife Dave. :D
>
> *Stealthily struts off*
*Tries to walk off all John Wayne*
*Realises he isn't constipated enough*
I know Kung-Fu Rufus!
*Repeatedly hits self on head with 2x4*
I'll be back.
*Realises he can't lift his arms above his head because of stupidly big steroid enhanced arms*
You're my wife Dave. :D
Mi/\\/dfrig wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
>
> *Stealthily struts off*
>
> Better.
I prefered slinks
> Hedfix wrote:
>
> *Stealthily struts off*
>
> Better.
I prefered slinks
Hedfix wrote:
> *Stealthily struts off*
Better.
> *Stealthily struts off*
Better.
Correction:
*Dons striped tracksuit*
*Dons striped tracksuit*
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