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Townies are SO kewl because three-striped tracksuits are SO bangin' and doesn't at all make them look like generic retards. Burberry is immensely cool and is doesn't look like gift-wrapping! Sitting around on corners of council estates in a perfectly useful way to spend your weekend whilst drinking such high-class and refreshing drinks and cider and toilet duck. The girls love a guy who's breath can strip paint.
As far as vehicles are concerned, townies are way ahead of the rest of us. Working hard and saving up to buy a BMW is just stupid when you can get a ford fiesta with blacked out windows and have a sound system in it that costs more than the car itself. That makes townies the king of the road.
Employment is another area where townies are miles ahead of us, working in Burger King, McDonalds or KFC is actually a life ambition of mine but it takes lack of any form of qualifications, skill or communication skills to get a job in somewhere like that - making townies the model employees.
Townies are also way tougher than the rest of us. Because they carry blunt switchblades and rusty penknifes to jab you with if you mess with "their posse". Because they get cidered up to the eyeballs and fall into you means they are tough and shouldnt be messed with. Townies are smart fighters and know if they can't handle you, their bigger brother who may or may not be in prison will sort you out.
In fact, forger that, townies are crap. They're also gay, why else would they hang around in "crews"?
Crew > Navy > Gay
Think about it...
As far as vehicles are concerned, townies are way ahead of the rest of us. Working hard and saving up to buy a BMW is just stupid when you can get a ford fiesta with blacked out windows and have a sound system in it that costs more than the car itself. That makes townies the king of the road.
Employment is another area where townies are miles ahead of us, working in Burger King, McDonalds or KFC is actually a life ambition of mine but it takes lack of any form of qualifications, skill or communication skills to get a job in somewhere like that - making townies the model employees.
Townies are also way tougher than the rest of us. Because they carry blunt switchblades and rusty penknifes to jab you with if you mess with "their posse". Because they get cidered up to the eyeballs and fall into you means they are tough and shouldnt be messed with. Townies are smart fighters and know if they can't handle you, their bigger brother who may or may not be in prison will sort you out.
In fact, forger that, townies are crap. They're also gay, why else would they hang around in "crews"?
Crew > Navy > Gay
Think about it...
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1 Townie crew > Another townie crew > Mass orgey
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Jackus wrote:
> I think nash has had a tad too much toilet duck.
Seeing that he used slashes- Castrol GTX Magnatex :D
> I think nash has had a tad too much toilet duck.
Seeing that he used slashes- Castrol GTX Magnatex :D
Ok then...WHY does it matter?
Lawri wrote:
> Well said Asher D..nice to see an insite into your 'kind'..anyway,
> does it really matter what clothes and what cars people drive?
No*
*yes
> Well said Asher D..nice to see an insite into your 'kind'..anyway,
> does it really matter what clothes and what cars people drive?
No*
*yes
Well said Asher D..nice to see an insite into your 'kind'..anyway, does it really matter what clothes and what cars people drive?
I think nash has had a tad too much toilet duck.
Seems some people have taken a little joke a bit to heart. People make blonde jokes and the blondes dont make a speech about it, perhaps because they didnt understand the joke or speeches are beyond their intellect however thats not the point.
I was generalising, the way the rest of you on the forums generalise iraqis and savage suicide bombers and imigrants and "them who stole my nans chips" - it is just another generalisation that was meant to entertain. If I offended you I am deeply sorry from the bottom of my black little heart - whatever.
I was generalising, the way the rest of you on the forums generalise iraqis and savage suicide bombers and imigrants and "them who stole my nans chips" - it is just another generalisation that was meant to entertain. If I offended you I am deeply sorry from the bottom of my black little heart - whatever.
Has anyone actually considered the thought that its just an interest?
gamezfreak wrote:
> Wait a sec.
>
> So people with modded motors are automatically considered 'townies'.
>
>
> Read this.
>
> F**k You.
A lot of them are, you've got to remeber. And you certainly know it when you hear some crappy big beat music coming from an old Ford Escort RS Turbo covered with plastic bodykit/spoilers with some skinhead at the wheel.
> Wait a sec.
>
> So people with modded motors are automatically considered 'townies'.
>
>
> Read this.
>
> F**k You.
A lot of them are, you've got to remeber. And you certainly know it when you hear some crappy big beat music coming from an old Ford Escort RS Turbo covered with plastic bodykit/spoilers with some skinhead at the wheel.
*Waits for the new 'Zero Tolerance' response from SR*
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