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"Worst. Film. Evvver."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/films /film_2003/worst_film_ever/worst_film_vote.shtml

If you watched Film 2003 last night, you'll know they're on the search for the worst film ever. So let's vote. Not quite sure why.

I'm torn between A Beautiful Mind and The Legend of Bagger Vance personally. Though I'm quite sure Gigli is as bad as everyone's making it out to be.

Freejack has Mick Jagger AND Emilio Estevez.
You can't get any more unintentionally cult-ishly bad/excellent than that.
Only an appearance by Steve Guttenburg could improve it.

It's one of those "This sucks so hard I find it entertaining" films, unlike tosh such as "XxX", which spends millions being serious and bowel-loosingly poor.

I saw Freejack about 10 years ago on video but haven't seen it since. I seem to remember thinking it was really cool at the time. I wouldn't mind seeing it again just to refresh my memory of it.

Stryke wrote:
> Really? I think Johnny Depp's perfect for the role.

But isn't the whole point of the book is that Wonka is looking for a child to take over his factory as he's getting old. No doubt Depp could act it, as I mention, I think Depp is a great actor, but I think he is too young for the character. Walken would have the correct creepiness about him (being a recluse and idiosyncratic individual), and since Walken originally was a song and dance man, he'd be able to mooovvveeee (if they decide to go down that path.)

I just thought CW would be the better choice.

Freejack rules!

Mick Jagger "If you driiink one drob o thad, ah'm owdavajob"

Hmmm it's a bit off topic but I'll give it a mention anyway:

Anyone like any movies that most people think are terrible?

I personally have a soft spot for Freejack even though everyone else thinks it was terrible. :D

Ah yes Forest Gump. I hate that movie as well.
Lets laugh at a retard for three hours.

Totoro wrote:
> I also think that Johnny Depp could do a great job as Mr. Wonka, he's
> got that idiosyncratic style about him.
>
> I want to see Rik Waller put on a German accent and be Augustus
> Gloop.

http://www.pocketmonkey.co.uk/pophotdog ;p

My worst film ever?
Hmmmmm....
A toss up between any Hugh Grant film or Castaway.
Jesus Castaway made me angry to have spent 2hrs I'll never get back.

"Hello, I work for FEDERAL EXPRESS. Boy, FEDERAL EXPRESS sure are a neat company to work. Have you seen my FEDERAL EXPRESS package in my FEDERAL EXPRESS van, right next to that FEDERAL EXPRESS plane?

Oh dear, I seem to have washed up on an island. I hope I have some stuff wash ashore...what's that? FEDERAL EXPRESS packages? Boy, FEDERAL EXPRESS saved my life! Now, I need a companion....what's this, a WILSON football? I'll call you WILSON and ensure that your WILSON sign is visible at all times.

I feel like killing myself but WILSON saved me. Now we'll jump forward 3 years and you wont see my struggle for survival, search for food or how I deal with lonliness with just me and WILSON and some FEDERAL EXPRESS packages. I shall construct a raft and almost die, but with the help of a kindly passing whale, I shall be rescued and learn how superficial modern life is, which is ironic seeing as before I espoused the joys of timekeeping and FEDERAL EXPRESS."

I want to kill Robert Zemeckis for Castaway, Forrest Gump and Contact.

I also think that Johnny Depp could do a great job as Mr. Wonka, he's got that idiosyncratic style about him.

I want to see Rik Waller put on a German accent and be Augustus Gloop.

Get Gene Kelly or Robin Williams to do it.

*Still peeved that Carrey just beat Williams to the role of the Riddler*

Williams would have made it a classic.

*Chews knuckles*