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http://www.bbc.co.uk/films /film_2003/worst_film_ever/worst_film_vote.shtml
If you watched Film 2003 last night, you'll know they're on the search for the worst film ever. So let's vote. Not quite sure why.
I'm torn between A Beautiful Mind and The Legend of Bagger Vance personally. Though I'm quite sure Gigli is as bad as everyone's making it out to be.
If you watched Film 2003 last night, you'll know they're on the search for the worst film ever. So let's vote. Not quite sure why.
I'm torn between A Beautiful Mind and The Legend of Bagger Vance personally. Though I'm quite sure Gigli is as bad as everyone's making it out to be.
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The Planet of the Apes remake is also rather crap.
It would be OK if the original had not existed, but it does, and it rules so much more that that remake.
I still can't believe that Tim Burton had the balls to remake such a classic. *tut*
It would be OK if the original had not existed, but it does, and it rules so much more that that remake.
I still can't believe that Tim Burton had the balls to remake such a classic. *tut*
Stryke wrote:
> Mr Funktastic.
"She's me crumpet Guv'nor".
Best AND worst character of all time.
> Mr Funktastic.
"She's me crumpet Guv'nor".
Best AND worst character of all time.
Billy Bathgate - a good book ripped apart and turned into a confusing and stupid movie.
Can't decide between Ballistick: Ecks Vs Sever (Worst action movie ever), Titanic (worst disaster movie ever) Planet of the Apes (Worst Remake ever) or Pearl Harbour which thinking about it, is by far one of the worst films I've ever seen.
One of the worst films I can remember seeing is Sudden Death starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Awful cliche ridden mess. Take Die Hard, replace the Nakatomi Plaza with a crappy ice hockey stadium and put in the Muscles from Brussels instead of Bruce Willis, add loads of crappy fight scenes and every movie-with-terrorists-holding-high-ranking-officials-hostage cliche and you get this film.
I seem to remember Van Damme dressed up as some kind of mascot, possibly a chicken, and then beat up some henchmen whilst wearing it. That was the best bit.
I seem to remember it was on tv recently. Naturally, I didn't bother to watch it.
Awful cliche ridden mess. Take Die Hard, replace the Nakatomi Plaza with a crappy ice hockey stadium and put in the Muscles from Brussels instead of Bruce Willis, add loads of crappy fight scenes and every movie-with-terrorists-holding-high-ranking-officials-hostage cliche and you get this film.
I seem to remember Van Damme dressed up as some kind of mascot, possibly a chicken, and then beat up some henchmen whilst wearing it. That was the best bit.
I seem to remember it was on tv recently. Naturally, I didn't bother to watch it.
Ah, I forgot about The Avengers. That was dire. How can Uma Thurman do classics like Pulp Fiction and complete flops like Batman & Robin and The Avengers? Pah.
The Avengers.
Ankle Biters.
Reign of Fire, although in a good way "You have just jumped from a helicopter and are freefalling for minutes on end?!?!?!? WHERE IS THE PETROL TO DRIVE YOUR HELICOPTER IN THE FIRST PLACE! AND *TANKS* FOR THAT MATTER!, ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!". Was cool. Ended up shouting at the tv.
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
But my worse ever has to be Battlefield Earth. *everything* is bad about it. For all the reasons I'm talking about: -
http://www.jabootu.com/be.htm
Ankle Biters.
Reign of Fire, although in a good way "You have just jumped from a helicopter and are freefalling for minutes on end?!?!?!? WHERE IS THE PETROL TO DRIVE YOUR HELICOPTER IN THE FIRST PLACE! AND *TANKS* FOR THAT MATTER!, ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!". Was cool. Ended up shouting at the tv.
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
But my worse ever has to be Battlefield Earth. *everything* is bad about it. For all the reasons I'm talking about: -
http://www.jabootu.com/be.htm
See the ad for the DVD? You know the bit when the Monk looks at the bullet going past him? They've replaced it with a DVD. Made me appreciate this film even more. I mean, it takes genius of a special kind to name characters Bad Girl and Mr Funktastic.
True. It does have a special place in my heart, as it makes me chuckle everytime I think about it.
That was SO bad it was funny.
"Do you like my armoured car, Kar?"
Top stuff.
"Do you like my armoured car, Kar?"
Top stuff.
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