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"Worst. Film. Evvver."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/films /film_2003/worst_film_ever/worst_film_vote.shtml

If you watched Film 2003 last night, you'll know they're on the search for the worst film ever. So let's vote. Not quite sure why.

I'm torn between A Beautiful Mind and The Legend of Bagger Vance personally. Though I'm quite sure Gigli is as bad as everyone's making it out to be.

Totoro wrote:
> If Tim Burton mucks up the new Willy Wonka film I will make it my
> mission to eliminate him.

He will, he'll probably turn it into the Burton version of Spy Kids or something.

Hedfix wrote:
> Totoro wrote:
> If Tim Burton mucks up the new Willy Wonka film I will make it my
> mission to eliminate him.
>
> He will, he'll probably turn it into the Burton version of Spy Kids
> or something.

I just wish he had kept Chris Walken as WW, it might have worked then. I just can't see Johnny Depp (as much as I like him) as the lead.......

Really? I think Johnny Depp's perfect for the role.

Get Gene Kelly or Robin Williams to do it.

*Still peeved that Carrey just beat Williams to the role of the Riddler*

Williams would have made it a classic.

*Chews knuckles*

I also think that Johnny Depp could do a great job as Mr. Wonka, he's got that idiosyncratic style about him.

I want to see Rik Waller put on a German accent and be Augustus Gloop.

My worst film ever?
Hmmmmm....
A toss up between any Hugh Grant film or Castaway.
Jesus Castaway made me angry to have spent 2hrs I'll never get back.

"Hello, I work for FEDERAL EXPRESS. Boy, FEDERAL EXPRESS sure are a neat company to work. Have you seen my FEDERAL EXPRESS package in my FEDERAL EXPRESS van, right next to that FEDERAL EXPRESS plane?

Oh dear, I seem to have washed up on an island. I hope I have some stuff wash ashore...what's that? FEDERAL EXPRESS packages? Boy, FEDERAL EXPRESS saved my life! Now, I need a companion....what's this, a WILSON football? I'll call you WILSON and ensure that your WILSON sign is visible at all times.

I feel like killing myself but WILSON saved me. Now we'll jump forward 3 years and you wont see my struggle for survival, search for food or how I deal with lonliness with just me and WILSON and some FEDERAL EXPRESS packages. I shall construct a raft and almost die, but with the help of a kindly passing whale, I shall be rescued and learn how superficial modern life is, which is ironic seeing as before I espoused the joys of timekeeping and FEDERAL EXPRESS."

I want to kill Robert Zemeckis for Castaway, Forrest Gump and Contact.

Totoro wrote:
> I also think that Johnny Depp could do a great job as Mr. Wonka, he's
> got that idiosyncratic style about him.
>
> I want to see Rik Waller put on a German accent and be Augustus
> Gloop.

http://www.pocketmonkey.co.uk/pophotdog ;p

Ah yes Forest Gump. I hate that movie as well.
Lets laugh at a retard for three hours.

Hmmm it's a bit off topic but I'll give it a mention anyway:

Anyone like any movies that most people think are terrible?

I personally have a soft spot for Freejack even though everyone else thinks it was terrible. :D

Freejack rules!

Mick Jagger "If you driiink one drob o thad, ah'm owdavajob"