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"The new Batman is..."

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Christian Bale.

You may remember his as the boy from the fantastic Empire of the Sun and as high-flying yuppie nutcase Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
Hopefully the new Batman film will be much better than the last few efforts, which were pretty naff to say the least, still, time will tell I suppose.

*Reads topic title accross*

"The new batman is... Totoro"

NO WAY!?

It's called Arkham Asylum, incidentally.

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Dringo wrote:
>
> But superman wants to lock up the villains and Batman wishes to kill
> them... so they fight.
>
>
> ...
>
>
> Doesn't Batman take them to that asylum?

Yeah but watch the earlier movies (the first and batman returns)... he's sodding evil...

A blokes on fire so batman slams him into the fountain...

made me laugh.

Batman took on one Predator and he won!

Stryke wrote:
> Do be quiet, there's a dear. No-one except you cares.

*

I CARE.

Jackass.

maddmun wrote:
> I've got theperfect solution.
> In the middle.
> No dash, but they're not stuck together.
>
> Spider Man

I've got the perfect solution. Everyone shuts the hell up about spiderman and these forums become far less irritating.

when I talk about batman, I put "batman", not "Bat-Man", so a bloke of the spider variety should be no exception to the rule.

*karma style sigh*

Yeah, it's the one that Arnie freezes up and Jim Carrey flaps around like a bat. Something wood, I think. Been ages since I've watched a Batman flick. Might do that.

Dringo wrote:

> But superman wants to lock up the villains and Batman wishes to kill
> them... so they fight.


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Doesn't Batman take them to that asylum?

Peter Venkman wrote:
> Dringo wrote:
> Who'd reprise the role in Superman Vs. Batman.
>
> Two things I dont get about Superman Vs Batman. Who is going to be
> evil? And how can a invulnerable alien be killed by a rich guy with
> some gadgets. It would have to involve kryptonite obviously but then
> Superman cant die, not even kryptonite kills him, he just get weak
> and deteriates slowly so some young bird can save him.

Superman and Batman fight crime together...

But superman wants to lock up the villains and Batman wishes to kill them... so they fight.

I've got theperfect solution.
In the middle.
No dash, but they're not stuck together.

Spider Man