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I have over-invited already. I was allowed about 20 but I think about 30 are likely to shop up, maybe more. Also I am wary that townies may try and gatecrash it which wouldn't be too ace. I know it is party and I am meant to relax but I can see myself sat there worrying and supervising drunk people.
I've not had my own house party before so if you have can you offer me some helpful advice people! Cheers a lot guys.
And if they're pished, they won't bother attempting to move it.
Hide everything, i mean EVERYTHING.
Um. Where am I?
> What you should do, Kyz, is spike all the drink with either
> a) memory repressing drugs
> b) painkillers
> c) laxatives
Let this be a warning to you all to never go to any part gerrid has, or even to let him get the drinks in. Twisted git
I once did one that was an open invitation. Friends of friends of friends of friends turned up. Over 500 over the course of the night. But it didn't matter because it wasn't my house getting wrecked.
If things get really bad, then tell the ones you want to stay what your going to do. Then get a neighbour to pretend to be a parent. It gets rid of the neds.
Forever.
Tell your friends not to come, or give the townies a different day or something.
Anyway, douse the house (haha) in petrol/diesel, and wait with a few matches. You can see where this is going.
Once the whole lot of them are in, throw on a match.
MUAHAHAHA.
Oh, and I advise giving them a different address other than your own home.
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Hmmm.
Am I sadistic?
> Let this be a warning to you all to never go to any part gerrid has,
> or even to let him get the drinks in. Twisted git
>HUMOUR<
> What you should do, Kyz, is spike all the drink with either
> a) memory repressing drugs
> b) painkillers
> c) laxatives
I dont want people crapping on my carpets!