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I'm having a party on Saturday but I am nervous that stuff is likely to get trashed by drunken teens. My parents will literally kill me if stuff gets trashed and I wanna avoid it at all costs but I dont really know what to do except hide things of value.

I have over-invited already. I was allowed about 20 but I think about 30 are likely to shop up, maybe more. Also I am wary that townies may try and gatecrash it which wouldn't be too ace. I know it is party and I am meant to relax but I can see myself sat there worrying and supervising drunk people.

I've not had my own house party before so if you have can you offer me some helpful advice people! Cheers a lot guys.

I would walk around with a BB gun to "enforce the fear".

Too late now, but my advice for next time would be to walk around with a baseball bat for the night.

Smash the hell out of anyone that steps out of line.

You're here too?

Donkey porn?

I'm actually at his party right now. And because I'm a saddo, I'm sitting in front of his computer instead of "mingling".

Jesus, I've just looked at the hard drive....

Kyz party must really be going now.

I feel so sorry for your parents kyle, their stuff is just gunna get trashed, but you never know, you might get lucky.
I know that my mates wouldn't trash the place.
But maybe that because im bigger then all of my mates, heh.

menace wrote:
> CAN I CUM

not unless you remove the rubber band.

Where do you live?

must b 2 l8 now...

CAN I CUM

*Sings "Your house is gonna get trashed" song*