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I'm having a party on Saturday but I am nervous that stuff is likely to get trashed by drunken teens. My parents will literally kill me if stuff gets trashed and I wanna avoid it at all costs but I dont really know what to do except hide things of value.

I have over-invited already. I was allowed about 20 but I think about 30 are likely to shop up, maybe more. Also I am wary that townies may try and gatecrash it which wouldn't be too ace. I know it is party and I am meant to relax but I can see myself sat there worrying and supervising drunk people.

I've not had my own house party before so if you have can you offer me some helpful advice people! Cheers a lot guys.

RoJ tell me more about this crazy guy...

Belldandy wrote:
> Okay Hedfix, you're on the list as well.

I already TOLD you. I don't want to buy any kiddie porn.

park a police car outside the house

Oh oh it makes me insides hurt with lafter.

You aren't allowed to hurt with laughter. I can show you laws that prove it.

Ashley wrote:
> park a police car outside the house

Where am I gunna get that from!?

Kyz wrote:
> RoJ tell me more about this crazy guy...

Ok. Well as you saw below he jumped off the roof and broke both legs. He could walk ok though, but they where badly scarred. He's became even more crazy however and he tried to kill himself due to depression, this time with a bicycle off the roof. Took him ages to get it onto the roof. Anyway, he broke a whole lot of bones including some in his back and he hit his groin area on the handle bar.
He's in a wheelchair now, paralysed from the waist down.

Hedfix wrote:
> Belldandy wrote:
> Okay Hedfix, you're on the list as well.
>
> I already TOLD you. I don't want to buy any kiddie porn.

I know I know, you're hard drive is full...

WHAT!
Belldandy made a FUNNY?
*splurts*

Just like Splinter.